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KingAHolic

Banned
Feb 3, 2015
6,926
20,505
Old Dominion
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KingAHolic

Banned
Feb 3, 2015
6,926
20,505
Old Dominion
Even if he's asleep with the remote in his hand, he's watching the game, don't change the channel.

Hairstyle: shave on level 1

Always in the mood

He's not mad at me, he's mad about his Fantasy Football/Basketball/Baseball; he's mad at the Nebraska coach - it's never me, it just sounds that way.
I think we're married to the same man Holly
 

HollyGolightly

Well-Known Member
Sep 6, 2013
9,660
74,320
54
Heart of the South
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Le sigh... you say true, Sai.
 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
Mercy...4 proms, 4 weddings. But oh the collection of shoes and cosmetics and drama you must have in your house - I remember you gave me a tip about lipstick once. You're in deep.
Shoes by the dozens, cosmetics by the tons, and drama... Oh the drama! God really does have a wicked sense of humor. I'm demanding sainthood after I'm gone. :)