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Grandpa

Grandpa

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GNTLGNT nailed it.

We adjust for the same reason women pull at bra straps. Things get out of place. You don't like us adjusting, stop pulling at the strap before you complain.

Any mood can be dealt with by sex.

Going fast is fun. We want to have fun before we die. If we've already had some fun, we want more fun. We want fun because it's more fun than not having fun.

We belch because it sounds funny and feels good. There's no downside.

We're never too old to be immature.
 
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Sundrop

Sundrop

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KingAHolic said:
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This looks suspiciously similar to what actually happened to Frank in Yemen.....
 
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GNTLGNT

GNTLGNT

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Crying is blackmail.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

ALL men see in only 16 color's, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
 
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Grandpa

Grandpa

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KingAHolic said:
oh, and you guys didn't say anything about looking at other women either.......
mine not only looks, but actually makes comments about them! Of course, I normally laugh so I guess this gives him implied permission.......
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Actually, that does bug me, mostly because it's rude.

I appreciate attractiveness. One look does it, imprint it, and move on with the eyes. The attractiveness doesn't improve measurably the longer you look at her, but the attitude sitting next to you is guaranteed to get chilly.

I try to be fair-minded. When we're passing by some hunky type, I'll say, "Boy watching time." For the last decade or two, the answer has often been, "He's a child."
 
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