Mom Rewrites Harry Potter as a Christian
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Sigh.... Not a great admirer of Harry Potter but this is so Silly. If she want them to read something with a christian message point them to C.S. Lewis Narnia books instead.
This has to be a parody. Please let it be parody.
People can't be that stupid...can they ???
Oh wait, yes they can.
People can't be that stupid...can they ???
Oh wait, yes they can.
Makes you think twice about that famous statement that somebody made about humans being the peak of evolution, doesn't it? Hmmm
'Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.'
and guard the switch against those who dislike gigantic pretzels and Haagen-Daaz ice cream.
and guard the switch against those who dislike gigantic pretzels and Haagen-Daaz ice cream.
......no, let's just turn them into complete nincompoops....and aside from that, our illustrious re-writer has failed to grasp the irony in that statement as-and hold back your shock here-Potter is a work of FICTION.....
Bound to be pretty short though, right?
I mean, the first time Harry does anything remotely magical, it'll be "'Tis witchcraft! He is a warlock, in league with the Dark One! BURN HIM!"
But...yep, I hope this woman enjoys poverty, 'cause she's going to get sued and the damages sought are bound to be substantial.
(And excuse the medieval-lite speak there. It's just that attitudes like hers belong in that era...IMO, naturally.)
I mean, the first time Harry does anything remotely magical, it'll be "'Tis witchcraft! He is a warlock, in league with the Dark One! BURN HIM!"
But...yep, I hope this woman enjoys poverty, 'cause she's going to get sued and the damages sought are bound to be substantial.
(And excuse the medieval-lite speak there. It's just that attitudes like hers belong in that era...IMO, naturally.)
JK Rowling probably won't sue. She's a classy lady. But if this carries on much further, she's likely to either file an injunction to make it stop, or demand a portion of the profits, which she would likely then give away to charity, which she's done with a large portion of her own earnings.
Oh my gosh! My daughter told me about this a week or so ago and I thought she was kidding! That's where the random phrase, "fornicating evolutionists" came from! What a goob.
Actually, no law suit can happen. As long as she isn't trying to make money from it, fan fiction is a very grey area. Even authors who have asked that fans NOT write fan fiction of their work can't do more than fuss if they do.
Actually, no law suit can happen. As long as she isn't trying to make money from it, fan fiction is a very grey area. Even authors who have asked that fans NOT write fan fiction of their work can't do more than fuss if they do.
No, no, no. I mean, what's next? Have Greedo shoot first?
Double what Flakes said. It's ridiculous.
This just drives me beyond insane. Instead of opening the world to her children, she is closing it down. Narrowing it to some hateful little chunk by censoring. I always encouraged my kids to read all sorts of things. I can't remember one time I censored their reading ever.
maybe she'll do right by humanity and just burn Harry at the stake or pile stones on him until his bones crush.
because that's what magically inclined people deserve.............right?
because that's what magically inclined people deserve.............right?
and p.s.
personally, i'd rather be a witch than a stupid, ignorant B*tch.
personally, i'd rather be a witch than a stupid, ignorant B*tch.