Morbid Fetch

[Neesy]

May I have some frost, please?

Robert Frost

May I have some wild please?

 

[blunthead]

May I have a recovery, please?

 

[not_nadine]

May I have an answer, Please?

 

[blunthead]

42

May I have a bold tie, please?

 

[Neesy]

42

May I have a bold tie, please?

Spoiler: Bold Tie (it should be slapped!)

May I have Grandma with some reindeer?

 

[not_nadine]

May I have a nice phone call, Please?

 

[flipska19]

May I have an old school Nokia cell phone, please?

 

[blunthead]

May I have a scene, please?

 

[not_nadine]

May I have scenery, Please?

 

[blunthead]

May I have a year, please?

 

[Neesy]

May I have a year, please?

May I have a perfect date please?

 

[blunthead]

Spoiler

May I have a spoiler, please?

 

[Neesy]

May I have a ribeye steak on the barbie?

 

[not_nadine]

May I have something else on Barbie, Please?

 

[blunthead]

Spoiler

May I have some fried chicken, please?

 

[Neesy]

May I have something else on Barbie, Please?

May I have a trifle please?

 

[Neesy]

Spoiler

May I have some fried chicken, please?

 

[Dana Jean]

May I have a trifle please?

Girl one above: Went on a trip to Colombia, woke up without a kidney.
Girl two: Syphilis of the forehead
Girl Three: Worms under the skin

 

[not_nadine]

May I have a tussle, please?

 

[Neesy]

Girl one above: Went on a trip to Colombia, woke up without a kidney.
Girl two: Syphilis of the forehead
Girl Three: Worms under the skin

- 1st one - appendix scar, 2nd one - acne, 3rd one - stretch marks! - but your versions are funnier

Nurse Barbie from the 60s - brings back memories for me!