MrsSmeej !!!

[Neesy]

*clears throat* *jumps up on soap box*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LIVE IN A ZOO
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY
AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO-O-O-O-O-O.
*slicks back hair with one hand* *takes a bow* *picks up soapbox and stalks off, stage left*

You beat me to it! (I honestly had the exact same thought!)

You just forgot the monkey smiley

(here's your wee birthday cupcake MrsSmeej - many happy returns of the day!

Spoiler: Birthday Joke (warning - double meanings abound)

 

[VultureLvr45]

 

[HollyGolightly]

It's time to put on makeup,
It's time to light the lights,
It's time to get things started.....

(I can't take credit for that bit)

Happy Birthday!

 

[mustangclaire]

Happy happy birthday! Keep those poems coming!!

 

[MrsSmeej]

Thank you for the birthday wishes, everyone; you're sweet.
When I read them yesterday it made my day complete.
All these rhymes and cards and greetings... Really, I was thrilled.
Thought I oughta let you know - your wishes were fulfilled.

I hope, when your birthday comes, that it's as good as mine.
You all must have special powers. Weather was divine.
Mr. S. played golf with me and hired maids to clean
Because I might be the biggest slob you've ever seen.

(Didn't use your wishes on the course - or, not enough -
Since I spent most of the game in hitting from the rough.)
My clan came for dinner - and I didn't have to cook.
I got cards that made me laugh until my belly shook.

Oldest son remembered and he called me up to sing;
Youngest found the perfect card and I got everything
That you all could wish for me... You guys ain't shooting blanks;
This Ka-tet is powerful. Again all; many thanks.

Smeej

 

[pegasus216]

That was great!

 

[FlakeNoir]

Thank you for the birthday wishes, everyone; you're sweet.
When I read them yesterday it made my day complete.
All these rhymes and cards and greetings... Really, I was thrilled.
Thought I oughta let you know - your wishes were fulfilled.

I hope, when your birthday comes, that it's as good as mine.
You all must have special powers. Weather was divine.
Mr. S. played golf with me and hired maids to clean
Because I might be the biggest slob you've ever seen.

(Didn't use your wishes on the course - or, not enough -
Since I spent most of the game in hitting from the rough.)
My clan came for dinner - and I didn't have to cook.
I got cards that made me laugh until my belly shook.

Oldest son remembered and he called me up to sing;
Youngest found the perfect card and I got everything
That you all could wish for me... You guys ain't shooting blanks;
This Ka-tet is powerful. Again all; many thanks.

Smeej

 

[Haunted]

 

[GNTLGNT]