Name That Tuna

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muskrat

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Roland!

Tooter Fish Popkin

From the The Dark Tower series by Stephen King


We can take the simple things for granted sometimes, like a plain old tunafish sandwich. There are places where there aren't any tuna sandwiches, you know... Like Midworld. When Roland of Gilead bought one of these on his trip into our world, Roland thought it might be one of the best things he's ever tasted... even if he couldn't say the word "tuna" and didn't know what a sandwich was, other than it was similar to a popkin. Anyway, make your favorite gunslinger's favorite sandwich, and keep in mind it makes two sandwiches (enough to share with your ka-tet!). And, as always, remember the face of your father.


Ingredients
1 6oz. Can of Tuna
1/4 cup mayonnaise (or to taste)
1/2 celery stick, cut into very small cubes

1 Green Onion Stalk, chopped
2 tbs. sweet relish
1 tsp. dill
4 pieces of wheat bread, lightly toasted
cracked pepper


Directions
Open and drain the can of tuna and place it into a small mixing bowl. Chop up the celery and add it to the bowl. Add the mayonnaise, relish and dill. Mix thoroughly. Put the tuna mixture on the bread (makes two sandwiches) and add cracked pepper.

- See more at: Tooter Fish Popkin | The Geeky Chef

You ALMOST got it. Lemme tell you where you went wrong, nottie; chuck that celery--ugh, no ma'am. Instead, chop up one chilled hard-boiled EGG and toss it in the mix. NOW you've got muskie's own famous tooterfish popkin. Goes great with a steaming hot bowl of chicken-bird noodle soup.