National Zipper Day

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Dana Jean

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This isn't a fake picture. It's called "tongue splitting"-- a new kind of body alteration that's growing in popularity. xD
Aw hell no.
 

blunthead

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....if you should choose to venture there, ensure that your fly is zipped...helps contain involuntary liquid ejections during a fall....I mean, prolonged exposure to the elements...yeah, that's it...
Ha, that reminds me of a story a lady (using the term loosely) friend who's a nurse told me about what she did to a nurse's aide once. The aide was insulting her and wouldn't stop being obnoxious, and my friend, who stands 6'2" and weighs around 300lbs, warned her. Finally my friend had had enough and hung the aide upside down out the fourth floor window of a facility they were working at. My friend told me she didn't know a person could pee uphill.
 

Sundrop

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I didn't know you had it, or I woulda tried to stop you, but only to reinforce my silliness vs your determination to get us all thrown in a Yemenese prison, which you did!!! :angry_002:
On the bright side, we did manage to escape, and had quite the adventure, didn't we?
but you're right.....I'm sorry.....I promise to never eat Yemenese Devil Weed ever again.....or drink Yemenade on a hotel rooftop with Johnny Depp.....
 

ghost19

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Funny story...has anyone ever rode one of these? Way back when, a girl I was going out with did not fare well while we were riding the zipper. I learned that projectile vomit just bounces off the walls inside the cars then splatters back on you over and over again as you keep spinning...lol, I think that was our last date if I remember correctly...
 

FlakeNoir

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Funny story...has anyone ever rode one of these? Way back when, a girl I was going out with did not fare well while we were riding the zipper. I learned that projectile vomit just bounces off the walls inside the cars then splatters back on you over and over again as you keep spinning...lol, I think that was our last date if I remember correctly...
:O_O: I must be getting tired, I just read that as: "back when I was a girl... "
Sorry... :a11:

"Puke" and I don't get along... :biggrin2: