She doesn't like calendars apparently..
Need an Excuse
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She doesn't like calendars apparently..
The salon is closed on Mondays........but don't tell anyone, just let them think I'm a badass for a little while
Tell them you're too well to come in next time...
...actual excuses.....
1. "Employee just put a casserole in the oven."
2. "Employee's plastic surgery for enhancement purposes needed some 'tweaking' to get it just right."
3. "Employee was sitting in the bathroom and her feet and legs fell asleep. When she stood up, she fell and broke her ankle."
4. "Employee had been at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning."
5. "Employee woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it."
6. "Employee had a 'lucky night' and didn't know where he was."
7. "Employee got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn't get out."
8. "Employee had a gall stone they wanted to heal holistically."
9. "Employee caught their uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry."
10. "Employee accidentally got on a plane."
1. "Employee just put a casserole in the oven."
2. "Employee's plastic surgery for enhancement purposes needed some 'tweaking' to get it just right."
3. "Employee was sitting in the bathroom and her feet and legs fell asleep. When she stood up, she fell and broke her ankle."
4. "Employee had been at the casino all weekend and still had money left to play with on Monday morning."
5. "Employee woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it."
6. "Employee had a 'lucky night' and didn't know where he was."
7. "Employee got stuck in the blood pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn't get out."
8. "Employee had a gall stone they wanted to heal holistically."
9. "Employee caught their uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry."
10. "Employee accidentally got on a plane."
The cat is stuck on the shed roof.
The coons won't let me out the front door.
The lock on the driveway gate won't open.
Expecting an important signature required letter today.
It's Monday and I can't deal with it!
The coons won't let me out the front door.
The lock on the driveway gate won't open.
Expecting an important signature required letter today.
It's Monday and I can't deal with it!
When you sit, drinking down. When I was dead. Sitting waiting. Little black cat. Four years ago, my father dieyd and all the gods of heaven and hell started to cause problems(the little cat loves me) and you mother futher fuches like Sigmund who has no idea. Piece of ****.
the cat is is the room. it keeps on going around. She wanted to go out. What is life about? Can anyone explains what life means?
It is THE question isn't it? Life has many facets to it, your cat at the moment is one. As is n_n's question that prompted this thread. Trying to sort through the daily occurrences we face without going to crazy is probably a part of it too. I like to think it has to do more with trying to put a smile on a person's face every once in a while. Or perhaps helping an elderly person in this extreme heat were having. And then of course there is beer.
For calling out of work on a Monday?
Tell them you auditioned for the circus yesterday and you are having an allergic reaction to the clown makeup you were wearing.
No, the cat chose me. It turned up back then. It smelled when my father died. My father patted it on the head about five weeks before he died. Maybe my father put some of his stufff into the little black cat. People sometimes no when they're going to die.
I went with an "extreme case of hiccups."
Sounded good on the phone.
Sounded good on the phone.
Having female issues...always works. Unless not a female, then it just causes questions.
...I'm telling ya, a case of Anal Glaucoma is the berries...you just can't see your ass coming to work....