Need help with terminology

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FlakeNoir

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Well, all I have to say is, if you are going to be buried, put a note in there that explains all personal aspects of your life.

You've seen pictures of that famous bog guy with a rope around his neck? Tolland Man.

"Scholars believe the man was a human sacrifice rather than executed criminal because of the arranged position of his body, and the fact that his eyes and mouth were closed."

Wrong. I think it was autoerotic asphyxiation. He was out in the bog, minding his own business, doing his thing and BOOM! dead. Fell in a bog and becomes some human sacrifice showcased in a museum.
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Agincourt Concierge

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And this is one of the reasons I am being cremated. I refuse to be some headless corpse in a grave, and I do NOT want to be dug up a bazillion years from now by archeologists who will make up sh*t about my life that isn't even true.

They don't KNOW me.

;;D
Well I want to be cremated because I don't want to send morticians' kids to college thank you very much... not pumping my pretty self full of formaldehyde .... hell no ...
 

Rrty

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DiO thanks for all that info. That really is a fabulous piece of real estate. And what a story behind it.

Later on tonight, I am going to use some of these terms to do my search (sorry I am just getting around to this now, been a bit busy the last few days). Thanks again.
 

Rrty

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Getting back to the thread...

Just wanted to mention I've been playing around with the terms and they have been very helpful, so thank you all. (The ha-ha landscaping that was mentioned is very interesting.) I'm trying to narrow it down to find a certain type I have in mind. We'll see what happens, but this thread gives me great information (and images).