New Bride Sued by Husband

[Dana Jean]

Or this one?

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hahaoheohaohe! Yep, that would be me. I love salt sucker.

 

[Out of Order]

Better be one that could also defend your wife with her justifiable homicide case.

Wait........what?

 

[Haunted]

My parents had a friend who married a much younger woman. She never let him see her without makeup; they were married for 15 years before he passed away!

 

[hossenpepper]

It's hard to think anything else, but I will hold my head up.

((((((DJ))))))

 

[stacy270]

He woke up and thought she was a thief......

Ditto what Sundrop said.......

 

[staropeace]

I told my husband before he married me that he really should marry a naturally pretty girl. I can pour a bottle of make up on and look okay, but I'm an ugly woman naturally. Too bad he didn't listen.

You are stunning.

 

[staropeace]

This dudes probably got a pot-belly and a comb-over.

 

[kingricefan]

I saw this on the internet. Different people, same thing basically.

Chinese man sues his wife for being ugly, and the court AGREES... awarding him $120,000 | Daily Mail Online

You sure it was 120,000 yen?

 

[kingricefan]

All laughing aside, this woman needs to countersue this *sshat for the mental anguish that she's going to have to live with for the rest of her life. I can't imagine having to endure what she's going to go thru because of how shallow he is.

 

[fljoe0]

Was I seeing things or did Ms Mod quote Yoda?

 

[Moderator]

Was I seeing things or did Ms Mod quote Yoda?

Quoting him I was.

 

[hossenpepper]

Was I seeing things or did Ms Mod quote Yoda?

Quoting him I was.

Hmm, yes. Said that she did.

 

[GNTLGNT]

It's hard to think anything else, but I will hold my head up.

...you DAMN WELL better!!!...Hoss and Marsha are right-on...and Hoss did your looks proud with his description...a nice rack is great, but you are SO much more than a coupla dirty pillows....

 

[GNTLGNT]

she used to fill up her face with make up

 

[Mr Nobody]

Or this one?

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Mom?

 

[not_nadine]

Like a boss, she did makeup apply.

 

[FlakeNoir]

I told my husband before he married me that he really should marry a naturally pretty girl. I can pour a bottle of make up on and look okay, but I'm an ugly woman naturally. Too bad he didn't listen.

Awww Deej, no... this just makes me so sad. If I ever meet 'the one' that poisoned your brain into feeling this way, I'm gonna punch him right in his ugly attitude.

You are a beautiful person, you just are.

 

[not_nadine]

 

[skimom2]

 

[blunthead]

Boobs.

You can't see your boobs?