No Coke, Pepsi!

[Neesy]

Yes you may as we are coming in for a landing (should we require it, oxygen masks will drop down as well)
Can I get a bit of heat in this house please?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Yes you may as we are coming in for a landing (should we require it, oxygen masks will drop down as well)
Can I get a bit of heat in this house please?

no heat, but here's a pair of needles and some yarn.
can I get a standing ovation?

 

[blunthead]

No Ovation, just the stand.

Can I get a pulse?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

No Ovation, just the stand.
Can I get a pulse?

no pulse...just a very cold hand on the bottom of your foot when you're asleep.
can I get a recap?

 

[king family fan]

No recap,just a new episode.
Can I get a beer?

 

[blunthead]

No beer, just a root.

Can I get by?

 

[Neesy]

No getting by, just "walk on by (wait on the corner)"

Can I get the instruction manual for the deep fryer?

 

[blunthead]

No manual, just oil fire.

Can I get a drink?

 

[Neesy]

No drink, just a piece of juicy fruit
Can I get something for this headache?

 

[blunthead]

No something, just more booze.

Can I get simpler?

 

[Neesy]

No simpler, just more complicated
Can I get a Statutory Holiday?

 

[blunthead]

No holiday, just more work description.

Can I get short term?

 

[EAST COASTER]

No short term just a loooooooong drawn out one

Can I get my youth back?

 

[blunthead]

No back, just napping.

Can I get a puppy?

 

[Kitten]

No puppy, just a kitten (now, didn't I time that right! ... lol!)

Can I get a timer?

 

[blunthead]

No timer, just tardy.

Can I get a holler?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

No timer, just tardy.
Can I get a holler?

no holler...just a couple of grits who have recognized the grit in the other & are now overly polite to each other, a beautiful thing.
can I get a price quote?

 

[blunthead]

No quote, just a bill.

Can I get some service?

 

[Neesy]

Sure you bet - but I don't know if anyone is back there - where's the beef?

Can I get a toasted sandwich with some soup?

 

[blunthead]

No soup or sandwich, just stale bread.

Can I get some insulin?