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Discussion in 'Games' started by !redruM, Jan 11, 2014.
No slim muscular, just me.
Can I get a babushka?
No babushka, just have some borscht
Can I get some cabbage rolls?
No cabbage, just toilet paper.
Can I get a corndog?
No sorry, we ran out of sticks (just plain dog)
Can I get a Dyson vacuum cleaner?
No vacuum, just British sucker.
Can I get Bob?
No Bob, just Buoy
Can I get a welcome Matt?
No welcome, just LeBlanc.
Can I get a perpetual motion machine?
Sure - go see Jules Verne (or was that a time machine?0
Can I get a book by H.G. Wells please?
No Wells, just Henry Gibson.
Can I get a bed?
No bed, just a chair.
Can I get a letter?
No letter, Vanna - just buy a vowel
Can I get the Blues?
No blues, just Top 40.
Can I get a pet?
No pet, just gniknehpets
Can I get a bag of pretzels?
No pretzels, just rice cakes.
Can I get a bag of popcorn?
No popcorn, just a movie.
Can I get a peanut?
No peanut, just roasted soy beans.
Can I get a happy pill?
No happy pill, just exercise until the endorphins kick in
Can I have a song on Stephen King's Rock and Roll station?
No song on SKs rock and roll station, just some down to earth country station.
Can i get a hell yeah?
Certainly not! Not for country and western!
Can I get some soothing electronic tunes instead?
No tunes, just a vibrator.
Can I get on trial?