No Coke, Pepsi!

[blunthead]

No wry, just white.

Can I have a bust?

 

[Neesy]

No bust, just busted

Can I get a time out?

 

[blunthead]

No time out, just back in time.

Can I get funny?

 

[Neesy]

No time out, just back in time.

Can I get funny?

No funny, just really sad

Can I get drunk?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

No drunk, but here is a really good buzz!

Can I get a massage?

 

[blunthead]

No massage, just a tickle.

Can I get a B-movie?

 

[Pucker]

No B-Movie, Teletubbies.

May I have some porridge?

 

[blunthead]

No porridge, just SPAM soup.

Can I have SNL?

 

[Pucker]

You're going to have to excuse me for a moment. You can't mention Spam without me doing this:

"Oh I love it! I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans and Spam!"

Okay . . . where were we?

No SNL, Fridays!

Can I have linoleum?

 

[blunthead]

No linoleum, just woodcut.

Can I have some friends?

 

[EAST COASTER]

No friends just other passengers

Can I have a yacht?

 

[blunthead]

No yacht, only rubber ducky.

Can I have an allegation?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

No allegation, just innuendos

Can I have a rose?

 

[blunthead]

No rose, just thorns.

Can I have a thermometer?

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

no oral , just rectal

Can I have a baby camel?

 

[blunthead]

No baby, just humps.

Can I have a place for my stuff?

 

[Neesy]

no oral , just rectal

Can I have a baby camel?

Oh my - are we talkin' thermometers here?

 

[Neesy]

No baby, just humps.

Can I have a place for my stuff?

No place for stuff, just carry it around in a backpack

Can I have some more light in this dim room?

 

[blunthead]

No light, just twilight.

Can I get a call from the President?

 

[paper_is_sweet]

No call, only smoke signals.

Can I get a BLT?