Okay, I Think I Just Drank Spider Legs

[danie]

Now she's getting all snotty on me about noses.

But the rum is definitely working.

 

[pegasus216]

I just had to read this, didn't I? If I dream about spiders tonight, you are in trouble young lady!!

 

[danie]

I just had to read this, didn't I? If I dream about spiders tonight, you are in trouble young lady!!

I'm sorry, Peg! But I had to share my misery with my bffs, so that they, too, will have misery!

 

[pegasus216]

I'm sorry, Peg! But I had to share my misery with my bffs, so that they, too, will have misery!

Well, we all thank you. (NOT!!)

 

[Doc Creed]

I'm sorry, Peg! But I had to share my misery with my bffs, so that they, too, will have misery!

 

[danie]

Well, we all thank you. (NOT!!)

 

[pegasus216]

Dammit woman! I am not coming in this thread again!!

 

[danie]

Dammit woman! I am not coming in this thread again!!

 

[staropeace]

It is far better to make your own ice my dear. After cooking in the poshs eateries, I would trust none to use the ice. People are careless and just do not show enough care. Make your own.

 

[danie]

It is far better to make your own ice my dear. After cooking in the poshs eateries, I would trust none to use the ice. People are careless and just do not show enough care. Make your own.

Normally I do, but with the power being out I had to get a larger quantity, so just bought a bag.

I will be checking all bowls from now on!

 

[staropeace]

Normally I do, but with the power being out I had to get a larger quantity, so just bought a bag.

I will be checking all bowls from now on!

Lol, I bet.

 

[not_nadine]

I have to say it.
It was the Spiders from Mars. Played left handed.

 

[mjs9153]

I am sick.

A couple of days ago we had a bad storm and the power was out for like nine hours. I bought a cooler and bag of ice to keep my fridge food from spoiling.

After filling the cooler, of course the power came back on, and I had a lot of ice left over in this giant 22-pound bag. I pulled out a big silver bowl from the cabinet, poured the ice in it and put it in the freezer.

The ice was kind of melty, so it froze into a big block, and I took it out today and let it set on the counter because I couldn't break the ice up. Later, got thirsty. Ahhhh, here's a big bowl of freezing water with ice. Dipped my cup in it and been drinking it the last half hour.

I just looked in the cup a minute ago, and there are spider's legs floating in the water.

I have brown recluse legs in my stomach. Will my tummy rot now? I guess there was a spider (probably dead) in the bowl I didn't see when I put the ice in there.

I AM GROSSED OUT. And I hate spiders so much.

Oh Yum,spider surprise for supper!

 

[staropeace]

Oh Yum,spider surprise for supper!

YIKES and egads!!!!

 

[Debbie913]

(((danie)))
I'm sorry. Spiders are just ick!

 

[champ1966]

 

[Nomik]

Lol I'm sorry but lol how many small animals have to be eaten before it's too late??

 

[Arkay Lynchpin]

Clearly this was a matter of proper presentation.
Chilled spider without a decent dipping sauce, crusty bread, and a nice Pinot Gris is just too peu appétissante.

 

[Nomik]

I would not eat them.

 

[swiftdog2.0]

...so his co*k got roached...that's funny right there...

That is pretty hysterical.

Hungover with bruised b*lls and a roached co*ck is no way to start your day!