Add mayo. make a tater salad. Boil 3 minutes. stick the fish and 'spargus in on top. Mustard on side.
OoO's Guide To Hiring Women
- Thread starter Out of Order
- Start date
-
This message board permanently closed on June 30th, 2020 at 4PM EDT and is no longer accepting new members.
You need to take the square root of the length of the asparagus times the volume of the fish in grams divided by the chance that your wife can be persuaded..... Nahh, it's fish for you tonight buddy! Can't divide by zero!
Yeah......well, maybe I'll just use my stick to knock you off that ladder and then poke you with it.......Not buying it, the top rung on the ladder is a dot to you.......
Frightening......
You need to take the square root of the length of the asparagus times the volume of the fish in gramsdivided by the chance that your wife can be persuaded..... Nahh, it's fish for you tonight buddy! Can't divide by zero!
I don't know the volume of the fish or what kind it is..it's breaded. I laughed like a loon at the bold part. You women sure do talk alike................LOL
Yeah......well, maybe I'll just use my stick to knock you off that ladder and then poke you with it.......
Well, you can try, but I'm up the ladder so far you look like a dot carrying a dash......HAHAHUIPGH!
Hiring tip: A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
That, and you have to divide by 25.4 to get the true volume of the asparagus. (if they came from Europe, they get sneaky like that - all metrictally) - Not to mention the salt content in the fish and the weight and volume of the ocean. Then you have to factor in the dirt that said potatoes were grown in, plus the climate.You need to take the square root of the length of the asparagus times the volume of the fish in grams divided by the chance that your wife can be persuaded..... Nahh, it's fish for you tonight buddy! Can't divide by zero!
Last edited:
True, but I was trying to keep it simple for the bossman to understand! Layman's terms, ya know!
Uh huh......you do remember who you're talking to, right?
As long as it takes for you to bring home your wife's favorite restaurant take out meal! ( if it is fish and asparagus, bring her second favorite meal).
I love it when you guys talk all sciency-like........
True, but I was trying to keep it simple for the bossman to understand! Layman's terms, ya know!
Wait what.........Godzill Red Sx King nokoonz.............uh oh.......
All's I see are a dot and a dash..........
I suppose I might try to catch a frog or a few fish on the way home.....
I can tell by your face, you do.
My skin looks pretty good though and you're had your doubts about the potato salad facial. Tut tut my Dear....
You need to take the square root of the length of the asparagus times the volume of the fish in grams divided by the chance that your wife can be persuaded..... Nahh, it's fish for you tonight buddy! Can't divide by zero!
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and every time he does a star explodes."
