Nope, nope, nope, I'm not touching that one.Yep.....I was three weeks late, and came in with a real bang!!
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Nope, nope, nope, I'm not touching that one.Yep.....I was three weeks late, and came in with a real bang!!
Nope, nope, nope, I'm not touching that one.
Nope, nope, nope, I'm not touching that one.
That's what the doctor said........
Chicken.
Turd.
Yep, I know.You know I'm only fooling. When I was born the doctor slapped my mother instead of me......
Yep, I know.
Your poor Mother........I'm sure I'm not the first person to utter those words!
I'm on it Sunny!Well, mine is July 4th......don't forget it......or else!
You're too sweet!I'm on it Sunny!
What did her belt have imprinted on it?......you know, the one she gave you your daily lashing with?Yeah, her favorite dish towel had that phrase on it....
What did her belt have imprinted on it?......you know, the one she gave you your daily lashing with?
........She usually had an apron on so she would flick me with her monogrammed dish towel. Dad had the belt. To this day I have the words Genuine Leather imprinted on my rear.