PLEASE! Stay On Thread Topic.

[Sigmund]

Good evening.

You people have no understanding or will power to post on an OP thread and post relevant thoughts or opinions. Have mercy!

If you can, please post your thoughts on:

Eye snot.

Paper cuts.

Sniffing Your food .

Things In Your Fridge That Are Now A Science Project.

Thank you.

Ha!

Peace.

 

[king family fan]

Stay away from the eye doctor to avoid eye snot. Paper cuts hurt like all heck.Avoid science projects from the fridge.

 

[HollyGolightly]

Thanks, girl! I had some late caffeine and need to wait it out.

Eye snot. My poor RubyJune (dog) has eye boogers all the time. Poor girl. I clean them off for her. I worry she's allergic to us, but we love her, so she's staying, allergies or not .

Paper cuts. Last week while digging through a file, I got a hanging file "prong" stuck under the skin of my knuckle. Still didn't hurt as bad as a paper cut. Did you know that I heal bionically fast? One of these days The Shop is going to kidnap me for studies.

Sniffing Your food . You don't have to try to sniff anything I cook, it smells like garlic or bacon, always. Except pie, and those usually smell like caramel, even the pumpkin pies.

Things In Your Fridge That Are Now A Science Project. Cleaning the fridge today, the Ogre found something very mysterious. We finally decided it was a pork chop - but totally covered in white hair. YUM!

Have you found a decent watermelon yet this summer? I've had a couple of "OK" ones, but dammit. I want a delicious one.

Ray Donovan starts tomorrow night.

Note to self: no caffeine after Noon!

 

[Sigmund]

Thank you!

I was just kidding on the stay on the thread topic.

>>hugs<<

Peace.

 

[blunthead]

Define "food".

 

[mjs9153]

Just cause you have eye buggers doesn't mean you should see the eye doctor..

 

[mjs9153]

 

[mjs9153]

paper cuts, a little bit of chocolate for flakey too..

 

[Grandpa]

 

[mjs9153]

love the far side grandpa!

 

[FlakeNoir]

So, I've been a Stephen King fan for as long as I can remember, I first came to the StephenKing.com website when I needed a clarification on the word "Opopanax"... and that was back in the day when the MB was just one long thread.
Whaaaaaat? What do you mean I'm off-topic... again?!

 

[kingzeppelin]

 

[GNTLGNT]

Eye snot....the idiot cousin to moth balls(painful and odorous male problem)...
Paper cuts....as Rod Stewart sang, the first cut is the deepest.....
Sniffing Your food ......better than humping the neighbors leg...
Things In Your Fridge That Are Now A Science Project....but, but, but-it got me to the State Science Fair.....
...and if a mud puppy and Buddy Hackett became friends...would they be "muddy buddies?".....

 

[Sundrop]

Okay......but just remember you asked for it......

Spoiler

 

[FlakeNoir]

Okay......but just remember you asked for it......

Spoiler

No way... he was NOT on that list!

Oops, my bad... yes he was.

Eye snot.

 

[Sundrop]

No way... he was NOT on that list!

Oops, my bad... yes he was.

I knew you would say that!!!!

 

[FlakeNoir]

I knew you would say that!!!!

Oh no... I'm becoming predictable? What happens when you've already used your "A" game?

 

[Sundrop]

Oh no... I'm becoming predictable? What happens when you've already used your "A" game?

Nah, you're not predictable......I just have a sixth sense sometimes, especially about you and Johnny Depp, not sure why......

 

[FlakeNoir]

Nah, you're not predictable......I just have a sixth sense sometimes, especially about you and Johnny Depp, not sure why......

Nice try... really. But lets face it, y'all can just read me like a [boring Stephanie Meyers] book...

The truth is...

Spoiler

I am in love with.... ahhhhhh, I can't do it! Not even for the sake of new material...!

 

[Sundrop]

Nice try... really. But lets face it, y'all can just read me like a [boring Stephanie Meyers] book...

The truth is...

Spoiler

I am in love with.... ahhhhhh, I can't do it! Not even for the sake of new material...!

Now, that would have been a jaw dropper!!!