Potential Children's Book Titles To Avoid.

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GNTLGNT

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...I lifted these from another site...but damn they iz phuneee!!!!...
-Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
-The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
-You Were an Accident
-Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
-Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
-Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
-Oh the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff
-The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
-Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

-Babar Meets the Taxidermist
-The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
-....and one I dreamt up all by my sick little self...Pop Goes the gerbil!
 

do1you9love?

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LOL I've been too busy to play! Sorry!!!

Ten Reasons You Didn't Get A Trophy Just For Showing Up For Soccer or How The Real World Works...

First off - I think this one should be a required reading assignment in 1st grade!

Next - before I make up my own, I just saw this on one of Jimmy Fallon's "Do Not Read" segments. Yep, it's an actual, real book.
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champ1966

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LOL I've been too busy to play! Sorry!!!



First off - I think this one should be a required reading assignment in 1st grade!

Next - before I make up my own, I just saw this on one of Jimmy Fallon's "Do Not Read" segments. Yep, it's an actual, real book.
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You've started something now
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Lily Sawyer

B-ReadAndWed
Jun 27, 2009
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Oh. My. God.

You ALL are depraved.

-Where have you all been hiding?? And here I thought I was the only one who came up with Just Wrong titles (the Retard Kipling series) on my own, in private. (Okay, stop freaking out. Nothing's sacred in this thread.)

Where was I?

Oh, yes.

- Are We There Yet?
- The Biting Book
- Tantrums for Toddlers: The How, Where, Why, and When for all Two-Year-Olds
- Honey Boo-Boo's Beauty Pageants for Babies Primer
- No!
- Ooooh, What Grade Are YOU In?
- Spitball Construction for Sixth-Graders in Seven Easy Steps
- Cherry Bombs for Children,
or Let's Blow Up the Boys' Bathroom
- Mean Girl Meltdowns
- Selectively Deaf: the pre-school edition
- Pet Fur Is For Pulling
- I Didn't Do It
- Am Not! - Are So!


...and for adults, The Arsenic Hour: Five PM, Before the Kids Are Fed