Question about opening cheese package

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MadamMack

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This is copied from a site called "Myhealthtips"

How to stop farting in your sleep?
You can try these easy solutions if you have the problem of farting while sleeping.
• Wear something tight while sleeping: If you wear tight clothes, it will make less noise when you fart.
• Keep a pillow between your legs. The passing air cannot come out freely.
• Don’t drink carbonated drinks before bed.
• Lay on your side or back. Avoid lying on your stomach. Because if you do so, you press your stomach more and your butt is up in the air.

Really? - they must be joking - you are sleeping for heaven's sake!

Must we control all of our bodily functions, even while asleep?

Of course, I sleep alone the majority of the year - Andy hasn't complained yet when he comes home but maybe he is just too polite :rofl::bad_smelly:

Oh **** . .. I just woke my better half laughin' at this~

I love you Nees . . .
 

GNTLGNT

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...I have said it before, and I will maintain to the day I enter the great cheese factory in the sky....that 90% of the male populace find farts funny-no matter their age....except as we age, we have to make sure our "gripper" is in good shape or the gaseous emissions could come with a special "surprise"....
 

not_nadine

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Rrty!

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Rrty

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I'm back to the thread. Haven't read it all yet, but will try to (was busy with some work, sorry). I did catch the dogs though -- the short clip with the dog eating a slice of cheese, and the picture with the dog saying he likes cheese. Those were very cute.

Someone mentioned a box cutter -- that would probably do the trick, but I don't think I would ever be convinced the tool was sanitary.

I am going to try the other suggestion of just slicing through. I was going to try that the other day, but I chickened out at the prospect of pushing the plastic in (yet the plastic is so taut one would think it would just snap out). I will try to gather my moxie and just do it.

Thanks, all, for a fun thread!