Questions you really should ask on first date.

[Sigmund]

Happy Friday.

How quickly into building a piece of IKEA furniture do you throw yourself out a window?

What would you doooOO for a Klondike bar?

What are some questions you really should ask on a FIRST date?

Thank you and have a great weekend.

 

[Out of Order]

Do you know how to sew?

 

[Sigmund]

Do you know how to sew?

I would have sworn you would ask

Spoiler: Ha!

Can you hear the Minion say "What the f***?"

 

[PatInTheHat]

So just throwin' it out there, are you taking any required by a court medication?...refreshing beverage?

 

[bobledrew]

How recent are those medical records?

 

[Out of Order]

Ginger or Mary Ann?

 

[Out of Order]

So just throwin' it out there, are you taking any required by a court medication?...refreshing beverage?

I would have thought your first question would have included wieners.

 

[EMARX]

Are those real?

 

[Out of Order]

Are those real?

 

[pegasus216]

Do you like johnny deepsh!t? (If so, turn, and leave!)

 

[PatInTheHat]

I would have thought your first question would have included wieners.

I beg your pardon, but I was raised to not broach the delicate subject of one's preference in condoments so soon in a realtionship...or at least til we're completely clear on self medicated vs. court ordered

 

[not_nadine]

Want a balloon?

 

[Pucker]

Would it be possible for you to turn your phone off for a minute so I can talk to you?

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[Lily Sawyer]

Cake or death?

 

[Lily Sawyer]

Have you ever been audited?

 

[Lily Sawyer]

With a last name like Gotti, do people *ahem* hit on you often?

 

[muskrat]

You're buyin, right?

 

[not_nadine]

Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus Christ?

 

[GNTLGNT]

...I like to put the final polish on a perfect evening, by inviting you back to my place to "oohhh" and "aahh" over my celebrity nose hair collection...sure you're up for it?....