Quotes you just made up

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  1. Neesy
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    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    Oh wow - so the girls in my office are not really from the
    "mumblemumblemumble other place"
    but actually from the South? ha ha It is all good now - I have learned how to take it and just deal with it! (Bless their little hearts)
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  2. Dr. Fudd
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    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    You will like this then:
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  3. Sundrop
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    Sundrop the Great and Wonderful

    I'm a Southern Girl......and I'm not mean. Neither are my friends or my family
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  4. Neesy
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    Neesy #1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side

    I'm glad to hear that @Sundrop - that is the problem with stereotypes - there are always people who can tell you the real truth (like you). We cannot paint everyone from a certain location with the same brush - that's called being prejudiced.
    (there was a show on TV recently (cannot recall the name) and THOSE girls were just awful. They all had southern accents and one was blonde - gee can someone help me out here?
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  5. Riot87
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    Riot87 mrs phenomenal

    Lets party like its the apocalypse!
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  6. skimom2
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    skimom2 Just moseyin' through...

    "He who eats Cheetos while reading a library book will pay for that decision."
  7. booklover72
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    booklover72 very strange person

    please excuse me for er feeling philosophical, but i made this up:

    i exist to be, but by being do i really exist
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  8. unmaker
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    and 'he who eats flamin hot cheetos while 'reading' a certain type of convenience store 'book' will remember his mistake too late...

    also, he may have orange junk.
  9. unmaker
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    unmaker Member

    my first name is Ty, and my stepdad told me that, when i was a baby, and i would crawl across the floor, they would point and say 'look at infantigo'. i think he made it up. still, funny.
  10. unmaker
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    about a guy who gets all the chicks: 'he could deflower a tortilla'.
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  11. blunthead
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    blunthead Well-Known Member

    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. - Anonymous
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  12. Christine62
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    Christine62 Well-Known Member

    lol LOVE THAT!
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  13. Dr. Fudd
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    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    Thank you! They don't have to be funny, original is what I was looking for.
  14. Dr. Fudd
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    Dr. Fudd Bored Taster

    Anti-Barbershop Quartet hippocratic oath: First, do no harmony.
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