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My son just took a trip by airplane. At one of the TSA check points, he was behind a woman who actually stuck a cell phone in the crack of her azz. He watched her do it! And then she tried to walk through the scanner, which set it off.

He said the TSA people near him were totally cracking up that she must have had buns of steel to keep that thing clenched in there.

Did she have it set on vibrate?
 

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My son just took a trip by airplane. At one of the TSA check points, he was behind a woman who actually stuck a cell phone in the crack of her azz. He watched her do it! And then she tried to walk through the scanner, which set it off.

He said the TSA people near him were totally cracking up that she must have had buns of steel to keep that thing clenched in there.
I just cracked up at this and my co-workers wanted to know why. We are now all laughing at cell phone butt lady. Too bad he didn't get a video of this!:rofl::rofl:
 

Nomik

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what you have to do is take a nail file and break the top surface of the polish. Then the remover can get it off.

We won't discuss how I know that.
It's a little strange that I painted my nails two days ago, including a glitter topcoat with nail polish given to me by my deceased neighbor . .(I don't do nail polish as a rule)
 

Doc Creed

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She must have. Because, if her behiney started playing a tune, that would have just been the last straw.

Acceptable: Phone in crack
Unacceptable: Bells and whistles
Possible ring tones:

No One Needs To Know Right Now- Shania Twain
I Don't Care I Love It- Icona Pop
Working In A Coal Mine- Lee Dorsey
Another One Bites The Dust- Queen
Blue Moon-
Keep Your Hands To Yourself- Georgia Satellites
 

Dana Jean

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problem is that people use cell phones to trigger bombs..if I was security I would be very leery about why she felt the need to conceal that phone..
Oh, she was pulled off to the side. Of course, my son had a plane to catch so didn't get to see what happened after that. Things in the buttocks region is funny, but I'm sure she was in big trouble.
 

Dana Jean

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Sure is DJ,but it sure begs the question,why bother hiding your cell phone,and in that spot?Not good especially with what happened in Turkey today..
I know. My son couldn't believe she did it and she did it in front of not just him, but the whole line of people. Did she not think someone wouldn't say something? And this was a mom traveling with soccer kids. Great example, mom.
 

Sigmund

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Good evening!

Moderator , Dana Jean and Tery .

I'm sorta bent out of shape with the continuing efforts to make Pro-choice abortions illegal or at least terribly difficult to get.

Texas illegally curbs abortion clinics, Supreme Court rules

I was wondering, I'd like to start a thread in the Hot Topics section.

What if the onus of unplanned/unwanted pregnancies were on the men? I don't know how to phrase it. Something like, If a male impregnated a female and for whatever reason she doesn't want to carry it? What then? I mean, females don't get pregnant on their own. What if laws were created where the MAN has to take responsibility? Legal responsibility. YOU, the male, impregnated a female and she doesn't want to carry it.

I think it would be an interesting discussion but I don't want to put the Mods under more stress. (And if anyone can help form the thread title/question? I'd appreciate it.)

Peace.
 
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