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Mr. Muskrat muskrat
314 Dingleberry Road
Coon Rapids, IN 35586
(123)-4567-8910
26 October 2016
Dear Mr. Muskrat,
I am writing to you to thank you for your hot tip. Lemons and sugar. Been pulling in $5 a week ever since. But since the cooler weather set in my stand hasn't seen much action. Send $10. Unmarked. That or another hot tip, either or. Prefer the ten-spot. I know you have it. You're rich. You drive a scooter.
Very Sincerely Yours Truly,
Walter Oobleck, Capitalist
in other news...that serial killed i mentioned in #9208. rodney alcala, the dating game killer. they had another article in tonight's paper. lady from here disappeared like i said...in 77 i think it was, her remains were found in wyoming in...85 was it? or 82? alcala was already behind bars by then. the lady's remains were not identified until just recently. her family has waited close to 40 years not knowing. and...belief is this alcala has killed many more than those he is serving time for.
10, muckie. 10'll hold me 'til spring. do-dah. do-dah!
314 Dingleberry Road
Coon Rapids, IN 35586
(123)-4567-8910
26 October 2016
Dear Mr. Muskrat,
I am writing to you to thank you for your hot tip. Lemons and sugar. Been pulling in $5 a week ever since. But since the cooler weather set in my stand hasn't seen much action. Send $10. Unmarked. That or another hot tip, either or. Prefer the ten-spot. I know you have it. You're rich. You drive a scooter.
Very Sincerely Yours Truly,
Walter Oobleck, Capitalist
in other news...that serial killed i mentioned in #9208. rodney alcala, the dating game killer. they had another article in tonight's paper. lady from here disappeared like i said...in 77 i think it was, her remains were found in wyoming in...85 was it? or 82? alcala was already behind bars by then. the lady's remains were not identified until just recently. her family has waited close to 40 years not knowing. and...belief is this alcala has killed many more than those he is serving time for.
10, muckie. 10'll hold me 'til spring. do-dah. do-dah!
And people think I'm weird?Wait, is "nasty" the same as "dirty"?
Oh never-mind...
The sitcom 'The Goldbergs' was on in the back round. I wasn't watching it, but perked up when they started talking about Stephen King. I didn't catch what was going on before that.
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
We miss seeing you so much - glad though that you got a new job (or something like that!) - I forgot you had to move on with your life - it's great to see you when you do post!
And people think I'm weird?
We miss seeing you so much - glad though that you got a new job (or something like that!) - I forgot you had to move on with your life - it's great to see you when you do post!
Thanks Neesy.
Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery.
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Well, I don’t have one of those.
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Well, I don’t have one of those.
Man, this happened to me one time in a very bad setting. This had to be back around 2008 or 2009. When I worked for the PD, my partner and I were tagged to drive down and pick up a new PD unit from our contractor who installed the lights, sirens, crash bars, etc. There weren't any rookies currently in training, so the Captain would just pick a couple of us to do this now and then. It was about an hour drive and our Captain called us into his office that morning to tell us he wanted us to take care of it asap since they were expecting the unit to be picked up that day. Anywho, we're standing outside the Captain's office after knocking waiting on permission to enter. He says come in, my partner trips me on purpose as I open the door and I just about fall into the Captain's office as the Captain just stares at me from behind his desk. I mutter an apology to the Captain and glare at Travis promising future retribution. The Captain quickly explains what he wants us to do and asks if we have any questions. Our Captain was an old timer, not known for having a sense of humor, and just looked somehow "Irish" to me, and he liked to make sure you knew his opinion on police matters. He was also very bald and his head tended to turn fire hydrant red when he was angered or in the rare laughing mood about something. I don't mean that in any kind of bad way at all, he just looked Irish and he was actually of Irish descent. So, as he's telling us what he wants done, this thought of him being Irish is racing thru my head for some stupid reason and when he asks us if we have any questions, before I can even think about putting the brakes on to my mouth I spit out in a stupidly caricature type accent. "Ahh, no questions me Captain. We'll be on our way and say thank ya fur this foine assignment."..........All I can think to do at this point is follow thru with a huge stupid grin which sets my partner off into a gale of laughter. Travis actually walked back out into the hallway and just lost it. I'm still standing in front of the Captain trying to figure out why in THE hell I just said what I did and waiting for him either to just pull his sidearm and shoot me dead or possibly incinerate me with a blast of fire from his nostrils.
Captain: "Hill, I'm going to assume your partner either dared you to do that or you're just too stupid to know any better. Either way, collect the other half of your brain out in the hallway on your way out of my office and make sure that unit is picked up and back at the PD by 1100 hrs this morning.
Me. "Roger that sir. Sorry about that."
Captain: "Go away while I still think it was amusing, Hill."
I miss that place......lol
ghost19 -- you need to write down all these memories so that someday your son will see all the good times you had in youth.
The past seems to become clearer as I get older. I remember things all the time about my former job that were commonplace then but seem funnier now that I've moved on..lol
These are not shiny legs. Do you see what is going on here?
Wow, took me a minute.These are not shiny legs. Do you see what is going on here?
Just as long as he doesn't want to follow ANY path I went down...lol.
He doesn't have to follow "those" paths, just to know his dad is human. Sometimes it helps when a son / or daughter can see that their parent did some crazy things too--and are the wiser for it. Lessons of life.
...it's called a filter, I don't have one either...I just term it situational Tourettes.....You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Well, I don’t have one of those.
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Well, I don’t have one of those.
Robin Williams said the same thing in this interview which got out of hand, lol.
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