Random Thoughts

[skimom2]

I just decided that the brand "Joy" dishwashing liquid really p*$$es me off. There is absolutely nothing joyous about washing dishes! Grrrr.

I used to say that, but then my mom gave me a plaque with this quote:

"Thank God for dirty dishes,
they have a tale to tell.
While other folks go hungry,
we're eating very well."

Very true Look on the sunny side

 

[HollyGolightly]

Wait a minute, we need to schedule her in. Okay, you do the s.e.x. stuff, flakers can cook and I'll do the gardening.

Excellent plan! All I have to do is the S.E.X. ?

Can I sit around, drink wine (I'll share!), delegate, and scare away the door-to-door religious-type people?! I promise I'll bake once in awhile!

And keep the Ogre in line - he's not called the Ogre for nothing.

Dana Jean, I'm not cooking. morgan can cook... (n bake) I'll just get baked.
Wait, is that drugs?
Maybe I'll stick to dishes... and table dancing.

(HollyGolightly, you do know if I move in that you will have to add someone else to your "The Sex" list right?)

Sharing? That's what it's all about, right? Right. We're not having any children, though, right? Unless Dana Jean feels the need for more youngsters to raise, but she'll have to keep them in her room.

 

[king family fan]

Excellent plan! All I have to do is the S.E.X. ?


And keep the Ogre in line - he's not called the Ogre for nothing.

Sharing? That's what it's all about, right? Right. We're not having any children, though, right? Unless Dana Jean feels the need for more youngsters to raise, but she'll have to keep them in her room.

Looks like you all have quite the plan. Best of luck. The Orge may want his own place to keep his sanity.

 

[Dana Jean]

Excellent plan! All I have to do is the S.E.X. ?


And keep the Ogre in line - he's not called the Ogre for nothing.

Sharing? That's what it's all about, right? Right. We're not having any children, though, right? Unless Dana Jean feels the need for more youngsters to raise, but she'll have to keep them in her room.

No kids

 

[HollyGolightly]

Looks like you all have quite the plan. Best of luck. The Orge may want his own place to keep his sanity.

I was just thinking the same thing. What's better than one wife? I think his answer would be

Spoiler

Zero wife, not 4 wives

.

 

[king family fan]

I was just thinking the same thing. What's better than one wife? I think his answer would be

Spoiler

Zero wife, not 4 wives

.

 

[king family fan]

I was just thinking the same thing. What's better than one wife? I think his answer would be

Spoiler

Zero wife, not 4 wives

.

Just what shall you do when he moves the bro husbands in? Imagion 4 of those guys. Oh my honey, you got your hands full.

 

[HollyGolightly]

Just what shall you do when he moves the bro husbands in? Imagion 4 of those guys. Oh my honey, you got your hands full.

You know, I totally the get the need for additional women in the house - there's so much to being a wife and a mother and keeping house, working, cooking, on and on. But for the life of me, I cannot imagine why anyone would want more than 1 husband in the house. That would be so useless.

Oops - did I just say that? 'tis true.

 

[king family fan]

You know, I totally the get the need for additional women in the house - there's so much to being a wife and a mother and keeping house, working, cooking, on and on. But for the life of me, I cannot imagine why anyone would want more than 1 husband in the house. That would be so useless.

Oops - did I just say that? 'tis true.

Certainly agree.

 

[fljoe0]

I just decided that the brand "Joy" dishwashing liquid really p*$$es me off. There is absolutely nothing joyous about washing dishes! Grrrr.

They should call it disillusioned instead of joy.

 

[arista]

They should call it disillusioned instead of joy.

The same thing holds true with the "fun sized" candy bar...not seeing the fun part.

 

[fljoe0]

The same thing holds true with the "fun sized" candy bar...not seeing the fun part.

Maybe they should be called "sluggish sized" because when I eat too many of those "fun sized" candy bars at Halloween, I feel sluggish the next morning.

 

[morgan]

I used to say that, but then my mom gave me a plaque with this quote:

"Thank God for dirty dishes,
they have a tale to tell.
While other folks go hungry,
we're eating very well."

Very true Look on the sunny side

This made me feel very ashamed and embarrassed. I know I struggle greatly, but so many have it worse than I do! Thanks for the reminder!

 

[VampireLily]

Proof that Cats are Evil Creatures from Hell




BWAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[FlakeNoir]

Proof that Cats are Evil Creatures from Hell




BWAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

!!!

Loved this one...

 

[FlakeNoir]

Excellent plan! All I have to do is the S.E.X. ?


And keep the Ogre in line - he's not called the Ogre for nothing.

Sharing? That's what it's all about, right? Right. We're not having any children, though, right? Unless Dana Jean feels the need for more youngsters to raise, but she'll have to keep them in her room.

Gawd no....

 

[VampireLily]

!!!

Loved this one...

Yes! That was my favorite too ;-)

 

[Scratch]

You know, I totally the get the need for additional women in the house - there's so much to being a wife and a mother and keeping house, working, cooking, on and on. But for the life of me, I cannot imagine why anyone would want more than 1 husband in the house. That would be so useless.

Oops - did I just say that? 'tis true.

Because one husband can do it all? After you get through laughing- we used to have a dish fairy. It would come after she had gone to bed to wash and stow the dishes. My wife loved the dish fairy better than Santa. Of course the dish fairy never could put everything back in the proper place. He would always insist the collander went with pots and pans.

Then we bought a dishwasher and the work was divided between the loader and putter away fairy although putter away fairy is as wrong as dish fairy ever was about where things go. Sometimes we think he does it on purpose.

 

[blunthead]

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

When a man with no arms or legs dies where does the mortician put the toe tag?

 

[blunthead]

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time is he guilty of resisting a rest?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other is it still a dog pile?

If vampires can't see their reflection in a mirror how is their hair always perfect?