When a man with no arms or legs dies where does the mortician put the toe tag?
OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO! I know! I know!
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When a man with no arms or legs dies where does the mortician put the toe tag?
Me too, sister. I lead this ridiculously comfortable lifestyle. I got nothing to complain about, but I still do.This made me feel very ashamed and embarrassed. I know I struggle greatly, but so many have it worse than I do! Thanks for the reminder!
Because one husband can do it all? After you get through laughing- we used to have a dish fairy. It would come after she had gone to bed to wash and stow the dishes. My wife loved the dish fairy better than Santa. Of course the dish fairy never could put everything back in the proper place. He would always insist the collander went with pots and pans.
Then we bought a dishwasher and the work was divided between the loader and putter away fairy although putter away fairy is as wrong as dish fairy ever was about where things go. Sometimes we think he does it on purpose.
OOOOOOOO OOOOOOO! I know! I know!
This made me feel very ashamed and embarrassed. I know I struggle greatly, but so many have it worse than I do! Thanks for the reminder!
If vampires can't see their reflection in a mirror how is their hair always perfect?
I'm still struggling with #5.Things I hope my kids learn before they move out:
1) BE KIND. We are all 'fighting a hard battle', as Plato said.
2) Pajama pants are not appropriate street wear
3) "Easy credit terms" generally aren't
4) Toilet paper and paper towels do not grow on the spindles. It will not hurt them if you impale them in their correct places.
5) Every word that ends in 's' does not need a #&%^$@! apostrophe.
Most of the vampires I know are sucky....That mirror thing is a myth... most of the legends are. All of the other vampires i know LOVE looking at themselves...LOL!
You didn't make me feel bad, hon-I made myself feel bad! You had an excellent point!Oh my gosh! Not intended that way at all! I'm the biggest complainer on earth--mom is my Pollyanna (or used to be-she recently gave me a plaque that says, "Don't bother worrying. You mother worries enough for both of you."). I'm sorry for making you feel bad, Morgan.
I'm just exceedingly grateful they're dressed!I just wonder when pajama bottoms became the official shopper uniform at Wal-mart?
I used to say that, but then my mom gave me a plaque with this quote:
"Thank God for dirty dishes,
they have a tale to tell.
While other folks go hungry,
we're eating very well."
Very true Look on the sunny side
Your mom sure gives you a lot of plaques, Skimom!Oh my gosh! Not intended that way at all! I'm the biggest complainer on earth--mom is my Pollyanna (or used to be-she recently gave me a plaque that says, "Don't bother worrying. You mother worries enough for both of you."). I'm sorry for making you feel bad, Morgan.
It's a great way to communicate when you can't think of anything to say :?Your mom sure gives you a lot of plaques, Skimom!
Are you okay, KFF? Your kids?What a day this has turned it to be. Lucky tomorrow is another day and hopefully a better one.
Everythings fine. Just child with allergys missed school, had a huge mix up at the drug store getting my meds. Rushed around to get my son anew shirt for his field trip .Which I thought was tomorrow. To discover it Thursday. Just one of those all day long pissy little things.Are you okay, KFF? Your kids?