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Dana Jean

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I got my tree Saturday. Took hours, trudged through the snow and ice and had some puddles to contend with after all the snow and ice melted off it. Looks pretty though......smells good too....
Memories. You made memories. There are 13 pine species in North America, if yours smells good, you did not get the cat p*ss one. There is one pine tree that smells horrible.

I have memories of pulling mine out of the box.
 

Dana Jean

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It's all in the color. Maybe I just never had enough decorations on some of the not so good ones, but you could tell it was fake whereas the one I have now looks pretty realistic even without the decorations as the color is more of a blue green and the branches can be adjusted to create a shape that's more like real trees.
Or you could do this.

not martha — Christmas tree ornament mobile, how-to

I honestly believe the space shuttle was easier to build than this thing. Just scan those directions. Don't read, just scan. yikes.
 

champ1966

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There are just people who I will tell them how to solve something, they look at me like I'm crazy, and then a couple days later the exact same stuff comes out of their mouth that I said as if they thought of it themselves and they are brilliant. And it solved the problem. Give me credit!

I heard a rumour, that you were going round telling people how to put kitchen door handles on, as if you'd been doing it for years. ;)
 

VampireLily

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