Recall- Mars/Snickers/ Milky Way

[Out of Order]

When eating my Milky Way today I found something called a Golden Ticket in it. Said a fellow named Wonka was giving me a once in a lifetime chance to fame and fortune. Threw it in the wood stove I did. Momma didn't raise no fools and it turned the flames in the fire box all brilliant colors for a moment too.

 

[not_nadine]

Found a lizard like thing in bagged salad. Poor thing was in my fridge for days.

I don't purchase bagged salad anymore. I felt so bad for all it had been through.

I even tried to revive it, after the screaming was over.

 

[DiO'Bolic]

When eating my Milky Way today I found something called a Golden Ticket in it. Said a fellow named Wonka was giving me a once in a lifetime chance to fame and fortune. Threw it in the wood stove I did. Momma didn't raise no fools and it turned the flames in the fire box all brilliant colors for a moment too.

I think you actually got into the funny brownies by mistake.

 

[not_nadine]

I used to work for Mars. Engineering side of it. Fun place to work. Someone's out for the day-- bit giant stuffed peanut man sits there. M&M race car out front.? yeps. Sometimes.

Next time you put a bill in a vending machine... MEI. Look for it. I might have drawn that dollar bill face. God help you folks in UK.
I had to make George into Queen Elizabeth.



Buts.. Incredibly serious business. So many chemists. So much research.
Family business, and the man himself would come in. This was just my branch.
Offices are not allowed. He does not have an office. Open floor plan everywhere. In all countries.

Let me tell ya. I respect that company

 

[Out of Order]

I used to work for Mars. Engineering side of it. Fun place to work. Someone's out for the day-- bit giant stuffed peanut man sits there. M&M race car out front.? yeps. Sometimes.


Buts.. Incredibly serious business. So many chemists. So much research.
Family business, and the man himself would come in. This was just my branch.
Offices are not allowed. He does not have an office. Open floor plan everywhere. In all countries.

Let me tell ya. I respect that company

Free candy?

 

[not_nadine]

Nope. bastids.

 

[not_nadine]

My lettuce lizard had balsamic vinaigrette on it.

Clearly, I am not over this.

 

[fljoe0]

Once found half a dried-up worm in my bowl of Rice Krispies. The box was more than three-quarters empty. I would have preferred a live worm, because at least you can feel something like that in your mouth. A dried-up one? Man, any one of those Krispies could be the culprit.

And was.

Snap, crackle and squirm