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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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129,998
Poconos, PA
O, the tomato, evil fruit of nastiness.
To look upon thine insides is to
gaze upon the larval stage of a thousand flies
How I hate thee, O tomato
for thy taste and smell maketh
me puketh.

Can't handle the tomato route.
I guess I'll have to stink (eth).
Sacrilege! The tomato is the true fruit of the gods. Without the tomato there would be no pizza, spaghetti, BLT’s, Manhattan Clam Chowder... In other words “hell on earth.”
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
87,651
358,754
62
Cambridge, Ohio
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danie

I am whatever you say I am.
Feb 26, 2008
9,760
60,662
60
Kentucky
Have your students complained yet?
Yes! I thought everything was fine until my students came into my room yesterday.
"What's that smell? I smell a skunk."
I was so embarrassed, but told them the whole story. A couple of the girls went to the teacher next door, got her Febreeze and doused me with it!
I've just been in the smell so long, I don't smell it, but they do. I guess I'm just gonna Febreeze my clothes and self every day until it fades.
 

Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
Apr 12, 2014
9,682
65,192
59
sweden
Yes! I thought everything was fine until my students came into my room yesterday.
"What's that smell? I smell a skunk."
I was so embarrassed, but told them the whole story. A couple of the girls went to the teacher next door, got her Febreeze and doused me with it!
I've just been in the smell so long, I don't smell it, but they do. I guess I'm just gonna Febreeze my clothes and self every day until it fades.
Sounds to me like its time for the tomatosoup.....