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Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
Apr 12, 2014
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LOL. If I said this, the gals here would be threatening to kill me. Yet you get off unscathed. What's your secret? :)
Whatever do you mean? "whistles innocently" i just thought she might prefer one veggie to another..... Myself have never been a fan of cucumber but tomatoes are good. Secret?? "Looks around quickly" It is just my unthreatening look. You should understand as you have a gorilla for avatar. Of course people feel threatened. Gorillas are dangerous.
 

danie

I am whatever you say I am.
Feb 26, 2008
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You know i got a feeling that Danie and tomatoes does not go well together..... Maybe she is a cucumber kind of girl..?

LOL. If I said this, the gals here would be threatening to kill me. Yet you get off unscathed. What's your secret? :)

One can only hope. :eyebrow:

I'm just gonna go ahead and assume the double entendre is a happy accident of the language barrier.

If it's not, I don't want to know.

Whatever do you mean? "whistles innocently" i just thought she might prefer one veggie to another..... Myself have never been a fan of cucumber but tomatoes are good. Secret?? "Looks around quickly" It is just my unthreatening look. You should understand as you have a gorilla for avatar. Of course people feel threatened. Gorillas are dangerous.
Okay. All you guys talking about me behind my back has put me in a rare mood.

I do not like tomatoes and I do not like cucumbers, Kurt.
Peanut butter is my favorite vegetable.


DiO, you must be Swedish and unassuming to get off unscathed. You are neither.

Pucker, I'm sure it was a language accident, as Kurben is very unassuming and Swedish.

All three of you: Have a good weekend.

 

DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
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Okay. All you guys talking about me behind my back has put me in a rare mood.

I do not like tomatoes and I do not like cucumbers, Kurt.
Peanut butter is my favorite vegetable.


DiO, you must be Swedish and unassuming to get off unscathed. You are neither.

Pucker, I'm sure it was a language accident, as Kurben is very unassuming and Swedish.

All three of you: Have a good weekend.
But ancestry on my mother’s side does go back to the Norseman invasion of Ireland. And I'm clueless, which is even better than unassuming. Doesn’t that buy me a little break? :)

(And I won't get into the great "peanuts are not vegetables" controversy)
 

Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
Apr 12, 2014
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Okay. All you guys talking about me behind my back has put me in a rare mood.

I do not like tomatoes and I do not like cucumbers, Kurt.
Peanut butter is my favorite vegetable.


DiO, you must be Swedish and unassuming to get off unscathed. You are neither.

Pucker, I'm sure it was a language accident, as Kurben is very unassuming and Swedish.

All three of you: Have a good weekend.
Have a lovely weekend Danie.
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
87,651
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Cambridge, Ohio
Okay. All you guys talking about me behind my back has put me in a rare mood.

I do not like tomatoes and I do not like cucumbers, Kurt.
Peanut butter is my favorite vegetable.


DiO, you must be Swedish and unassuming to get off unscathed. You are neither.

Pucker, I'm sure it was a language accident, as Kurben is very unassuming and Swedish.

All three of you: Have a good weekend.
....for once, my silence was golden....:laugh:
 

Ashcrash

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Jun 10, 2015
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Yes! I thought everything was fine until my students came into my room yesterday.
"What's that smell? I smell a skunk."
I was so embarrassed, but told them the whole story. A couple of the girls went to the teacher next door, got her Febreeze and doused me with it!
I've just been in the smell so long, I don't smell it, but they do. I guess I'm just gonna Febreeze my clothes and self every day until it fades.

Wait I missed something u got skunked
 

Ashcrash

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Jun 10, 2015
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I got a story that may or may not make u feel a little better!

The last house my mom lived in Was just down the road. I like to refer to the properties as "the compound" not because there's anything negative about it... I'll try to explain so u can picture it. This land was owned by a family called the chambers. They were farmers so there are 5 houses all spread out on a good chunk of land. The lady who owns them now is awesome and in fact my brother and I play music in a band with her and her daughter when we have time. She lives in one house her daughter another my bfs dad another...to make it short everyone knows everyone. Hence "the compound "

My brother and I used to be stoners but we're no longer smoking when she lived there. I had not yet moved out of her house at that time I was like 19 and my brother had temp.moved back in after a break up. One day my mom sits us down and says "I don't care if you are adults u will not smoke weed in or around my house whichever of u thinks I don't notice because you're waiting to do it at night are sadly mistaken u know I can't stand that smell and it will not be tolerated " I looked at my brother like U IDIOT but was a little thrown off to see he was looking at me the same way. So when she left we talked about it and my brother we tell other everything so when we figured out neither of us were having late night stoner fits we came to the only reasonable conclusion two falsely accused siblings can " mom's gone crazy." that night my mom comes storming out of her room and into my brother's room where we were both jamming and working on a song "DA*# IT WHERE IS IT I WARNED U GUYS!!!" After us all arguing and talking at once I say "Mom if we were smoking pot our eyes would be red ur fridge would be raided this room would be be Smokey AND IT WOULD SMELL LIKE A SKUNK IN HERE! None of those things are happening for crying out loud!" she smells the air says " what the Hell?" goes back to her room a few minutes later " you guys come here." my brother and I look at each other like great what now. We head to her room which is at the other end of the house 3/4ths of the way there I smell something when we reach her doorway it was nasty and this wasn't no skunk weed it was skunk.

To get to the point some skunks decided to move in under the house under my mom's room. There seemed to be more in and out activity at night. They sprayed our dogs a few times and would spray the front porch a lot I had always thought skunks only stink when they spray not true get enough of those suckers livin under ur house and then have babies under ur house that's a kind of stink for the record books. Eventually we were able to get rid of them with moth balls but it took quite some time. SO needless to say I have quite a few terrific skunk stories. But I need a break for a little bit before I tell any cuz typing this one handed with one of those pen things on a smart phone felt like it took ages lmao!
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
87,651
358,754
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Cambridge, Ohio
.....was the duct tape silver? :biggrin-new:
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not_nadine

Comfortably Roont
Nov 19, 2011
29,655
139,785
Behind you
I got a story that may or may not make u feel a little better!

The last house my mom lived in Was just down the road. I like to refer to the properties as "the compound" not because there's anything negative about it... I'll try to explain so u can picture it. This land was owned by a family called the chambers. They were farmers so there are 5 houses all spread out on a good chunk of land. The lady who owns them now is awesome and in fact my brother and I play music in a band with her and her daughter when we have time. She lives in one house her daughter another my bfs dad another...to make it short everyone knows everyone. Hence "the compound "

My brother and I used to be stoners but we're no longer smoking when she lived there. I had not yet moved out of her house at that time I was like 19 and my brother had temp.moved back in after a break up. One day my mom sits us down and says "I don't care if you are adults u will not smoke weed in or around my house whichever of u thinks I don't notice because you're waiting to do it at night are sadly mistaken u know I can't stand that smell and it will not be tolerated " I looked at my brother like U IDIOT but was a little thrown off to see he was looking at me the same way. So when she left we talked about it and my brother we tell other everything so when we figured out neither of us were having late night stoner fits we came to the only reasonable conclusion two falsely accused siblings can " mom's gone crazy." that night my mom comes storming out of her room and into my brother's room where we were both jamming and working on a song "DA*# IT WHERE IS IT I WARNED U GUYS!!!" After us all arguing and talking at once I say "Mom if we were smoking pot our eyes would be red ur fridge would be raided this room would be be Smokey AND IT WOULD SMELL LIKE A SKUNK IN HERE! None of those things are happening for crying out loud!" she smells the air says " what the Hell?" goes back to her room a few minutes later " you guys come here." my brother and I look at each other like great what now. We head to her room which is at the other end of the house 3/4ths of the way there I smell something when we reach her doorway it was nasty and this wasn't no skunk weed it was skunk.

To get to the point some skunks decided to move in under the house under my mom's room. There seemed to be more in and out activity at night. They sprayed our dogs a few times and would spray the front porch a lot I had always thought skunks only stink when they spray not true get enough of those suckers livin under ur house and then have babies under ur house that's a kind of stink for the record books. Eventually we were able to get rid of them with moth balls but it took quite some time. SO needless to say I have quite a few terrific skunk stories. But I need a break for a little bit before I tell any cuz typing this one handed with one of those pen things on a smart phone felt like it took ages lmao!

whew, I was hoping your weed did not really smell like skunk - that would be bad.