Robots, Robots.

[ghost19]

Kind of surprised it took 24 hours Sig....I would have expected it to take around 24 minutes...lol

 

[kingricefan]

Somebody should have told 'her' that she can't believe everything posted on the internet.....

 

[Tery]

 

[imaginary friend]

Don't accept the pills, imaginary friend - it's a robot.

it's bad enough that there are vampires and aliens living among us, now i need to worry whether the person in front of me is one of those lifelike robots.

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[Neesy]

........and then robots have other uses

I'm surprised she did not pee herself (the first one)

ooops - never mind - I see the 4th victim did (a little bit) - yes "we've got a Code Yellow"

it was pointed out to me [ok.... ok...] that the dinosaur video i posted above is not a robot [it is too a robot] but is actually an elaborate costume worn by a human [no way], in fact you are able to see the legs [i don't see no legs] sticking out from the bottom of the costume.

so in the future when you see me post in this board you will either think that's cool or you'll think that guy doesn't know what he's talking about ........or you'll thing that eccentric old man is blind as a bat ......or you'll thing he's probably suffering from flashbacks from some of that stuff they were passing around in the late sixties .......or you'll throw rocks at me [i'll get you my pretty...... and you're little dog too.....]. then i'll call out a reinforcing battalion of miniature snowmen to return fire, which may lead to a battle of rock, paper, scissors to the death......... AH!!!..Gr../@^&.......!%$.........

ok... i feel better now......... have a nice day......... [nevermind]

there, there - it's okay

 

[not_nadine]

it's bad enough that there are vampires and aliens living among us, now i need to worry whether the person in front of me is one of those lifelike robots.

This is why I always carry a screwdriver with me.

 

[not_nadine]

That vodka and orange juice helps.

 

[blunthead]

 

[blunthead]

 

[not_nadine]

 

[muskrat]

They're coming, you know. Shoot, in twenty years they'll be pulling us over, pouring the Starbucks, kidnapping yer grandmother. Don't gimme yer Asimov laws, buddy. This is serious. Did any research into the latest robo tech? This is creepy. Even without free will, you know the wrong cats will be programming them to do horrible things.

The droid war is coming, and it's best we prepare. I know a guy named Magnus who can help us out. Teach us all how to fight robots. Just in case, like.

I mean, I kinda want robots. Well, fembots. Just no machine gun jubblies.

 

[staropeace]

They're coming, you know. Shoot, in twenty years they'll be pulling us over, pouring the Starbucks, kidnapping yer grandmother. Don't gimme yer Asimov laws, buddy. This is serious. Did any research into the latest robo tech? This is creepy. Even without free will, you know the wrong cats will be programming them to do horrible things.

The droid war is coming, and it's best we prepare. I know a guy named Magnus who can help us out. Teach us all how to fight robots. Just in case, like.

I mean, I kinda want robots. Well, fembots. Just no machine gun jubblies.

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[no bounce no play]

They're coming, you know. Shoot, in twenty years they'll be pulling us over, pouring the Starbucks, kidnapping yer grandmother. Don't gimme yer Asimov laws, buddy. This is serious. Did any research into the latest robo tech? This is creepy. Even without free will, you know the wrong cats will be programming them to do horrible things.

The droid war is coming, and it's best we prepare. I know a guy named Magnus who can help us out. Teach us all how to fight robots. Just in case, like.

I mean, I kinda want robots. Well, fembots. Just no machine gun jubblies.

I'm not too worried. My high tech Roomba Robotic Vacuum can't figure out how to get out from under the couch. How much harm can a robot cause from under a couch?

 

[ghost19]

They're coming, you know. Shoot, in twenty years they'll be pulling us over, pouring the Starbucks, kidnapping yer grandmother. Don't gimme yer Asimov laws, buddy. This is serious. Did any research into the latest robo tech? This is creepy. Even without free will, you know the wrong cats will be programming them to do horrible things.

The droid war is coming, and it's best we prepare. I know a guy named Magnus who can help us out. Teach us all how to fight robots. Just in case, like.

I mean, I kinda want robots. Well, fembots. Just no machine gun jubblies.

I've got plenty of frangible rounds for my AR....they do a number on appliances so I think they would be as equally devastating on robots...unless they develop exterior shields.....in which case I'm screwed....I like zombies better, softer targets

 

[hossenpepper]

Don't worry folks, get some robot insurance!!
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[Dana Jean]

I'm not too worried. My high tech Roomba Robotic Vacuum can't figure out how to get out from under the couch. How much harm can a robot cause from under a couch?

My Roomba must be your roomba's relative.

 

[GNTLGNT]

 

[mjs9153]

 

[not_nadine]

Okay, that was too scary to watch.

Spoiler: I'll stick with Rosie - no Andy, please