I need more cowbell.
I steal sugar packets.
I collect used bandaids.
I steal sugar packets.
I collect used bandaids.
Ruin A First Date in Four Words
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Wanna go fourbying tonight? (it's a Derry thing, I found out that it only works if you have a four-wheel-drive vehicle.) Picture this: my girlfriend and I in my 94 Dodge Dakota stuck vertically in a ditch, ironically rescued by thirteen year old kids wielding quads and a rope.
...it's not just a Derry thing...we call it "muddin'" here...
Should this be swollen?
My pee really burns!
Can you gum it?
My pee really burns!
Can you gum it?
I brushed my tooth.
This meth is inferior.
I'm a grave robber.
My ex is fourteen.
This meth is inferior.
I'm a grave robber.
My ex is fourteen.
You are an asshat.
So mote it be,
I now love you.
Don't take this wrong.
Don't be mad bae.
Suck my left toe.
So mote it be,
I now love you.
Don't take this wrong.
Don't be mad bae.
Suck my left toe.
My napkin's a hat!
This smells like ass...
This smells like ass...
My dog hates you!
You're thinner in person.
Do you put out??
I brought a third!
You're thinner in person.
Do you put out??
I brought a third!
Warning (insert name here)!! Third Warning!!!!!
According to the prophecy...
No gunplay! Why not?
Hail Satan! Let's eat....
Hey, *you* smelt it.
Cops inside, look natural.
I've got three months.
My boss, Michael Corleone...
Skip dinner, I'm ovulating!
This time, you're Vader!
No gunplay! Why not?
Hail Satan! Let's eat....
Hey, *you* smelt it.
Cops inside, look natural.
I've got three months.
My boss, Michael Corleone...
Skip dinner, I'm ovulating!
This time, you're Vader!
