Ruin A First Date in Four Words

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Tery

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'You eating for 2?'

the amount of times I've come close to asking your question Doc. I've seen it done, not a pretty sight

I've been on the receiving end of that query. I was 17 at the time, working for a movie theater and the smocks we had to wear would've made Kate Moss look pregnant.
 

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I'm thinking that someone didn't like his cakes........maybe I should just torch them and be done with it.

If you had shipped them polar express instead of UPS ground I would have enjoyed them very much so. This was in the box when it arrived........

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Neesy

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"When's your baby due?"

'You eating for 2?'

the amount of times I've come close to asking your question Doc. I've seen it done, not a pretty sight

I've been on the receiving end of that query. I was 17 at the time, working for a movie theater and the smocks we had to wear would've made Kate Moss look pregnant.

I told my kids early on that about the only time you ask if a lady is pregnant is if you see the baby actually crowning.

Made this mistake once - asked the assistant at the optometrists: "When are you due?" and felt mortified when she said:

I am not pregnant

:facepalm: