Ruse of a Reptilian Race

[asoul]

Is opinion (of course, not scientific!) that in ancient times aliens visited our planet.

They were a reptilian race. But had possibility to transform their bodies. Aliens liked Earth. So for comfortable being and procreation on Earth they did one ruse. Aliens transformed their bodies in human ones. And by such way they mingled with us. Do you think it is possible?

 

[Out of Order]

Yes, here's my next door neighbor.

 

[fushingfeef]

Cue the "Land of the Lost" music...

 

[Shoe]

 

[Lily Sawyer]

Is opinion (of course, not scientific!) that in ancient times aliens visited our planet.

They were a reptilian race. But had possibility to transform their bodies. Aliens liked Earth. So for comfortable being and procreation on Earth they did one ruse. Aliens transformed their bodies in human ones. And by such way they mingled with us. Do you think it is possible?

Oh! It's Alien Dude from Signs.

Yep. I've met some reptilian types ranging from actresses to old boyfriends.

 

[fushingfeef]

That alien dude from Signs scared the crap outta me!

 

[Lily Sawyer]

That alien dude from Signs scared the crap outta me!

Me, too!

 

[Dana Jean]

Is opinion (of course, not scientific!) that in ancient times aliens visited our planet.

They were a reptilian race. But had possibility to transform their bodies. Aliens liked Earth. So for comfortable being and procreation on Earth they did one ruse. Aliens transformed their bodies in human ones. And by such way they mingled with us. Do you think it is possible?

Anything is possible.

 

[asoul]

Yes, here's my next door neighbor.

I see you love your neighbor very much...

 

[Out of Order]

I see you love your neighbor very much...

I do, now that he has learned not to come in the yard and try to devour my little toad and frog friends. I told him he could have the cats, but I don't believe he is agile enough to corner them.

 

[Lily Sawyer]

I do, now that he has learned not to come in the yard and try to devour my little toad and frog friends. I told him he could have the cats, but I don't believe he is agile enough to corner them.

Yes, but what about your turtle pal? (Wasn't it you who befriended a turtle last summer....?)

 

[Out of Order]

Yes, but what about your turtle pal? (Wasn't it you who befriended a turtle last summer....?)

A toad..........it was.............

 

[Lily Sawyer]

A toad..........it was.............

That's right!
--And? Is he still around? Alien reptile didn't get him?

 

[Dana Jean]

That's right!
--And? Is he still around? Alien reptile didn't get him?

He took a bit of bamboo, coal, rocks, diamonds, sulphur and he was gold.

 

[Out of Order]

That's right!
--And? Is he still around? Alien reptile didn't get him?

My friendships with my little webbed footed friends are at an end it would appear (except for the neighbor that is). I haven't seen but a few hoppers all this summer and they have given me the cold shoulder. My attempts at trying to make new friends have fallen flat, they don't respond to my any emails and my attempts at snail mail are fruitless because they eat the snails. I'm hoping for a change of attitude, but I'm not counting on it. I have to mow the lawn again soon so it could get ugly.

I keep a close eye on my neighbor, but he seems harmless enough. With his raspy breathing I always know when he's around.

 

[Dana Jean]

My friendships with my little webbed footed friends are at an end it would appear (except for the neighbor that is). I haven't seen but a few hoppers all this summer and they have given me the cold shoulder. My attempts at trying to make new friends have fallen flat, they don't respond to my any emails and my attempts at snail mail are fruitless because they eat the snails. I'm hoping for a change of attitude, but I'm not counting on it. I have to mow the lawn again soon so it could get ugly.

I keep a close eye on my neighbor, but he seems harmless enough. With his raspy breathing I always know when he's around.

Gorns and their asthma problems.

 

[Dana Jean]

someone needs to photoshop an inhaler in that picture. If they could open up that air passage, they might actually lumber up on someone without them noticing.

 

[Out of Order]

Gorns and their asthma problems.

I offered to put some calcium chloride down on the dirt road and cut down all the ragweed, but he just huffed at me and said something about bombing my outpost. Not sure what he was getting at since I don't generally have outgoing mail since the toads and frogs have blown me off.

 

[Dana Jean]

I offered to put some calcium chloride down on the dirt road and cut down all the ragweed, but he just huffed at me and said something about bombing my outpost. Not sure what he was getting at since I don't generally have outgoing mail since the toads and frogs have blown me off.

You do realize, that outpost is on his property?

 

[Out of Order]

You do realize, that outpost is on his property?

Nuh-uh. Open space I tell ya. Lately though my satellite has been jamming and I've had a curious want to wear red shirts only. Strange I usually prefer gold or blue.