Yet another reason for everyone to never, ever take a selfie again...
Selfies Twice As Deadly As 'Unprovoked' Shark Attacks
Selfies Twice As Deadly As 'Unprovoked' Shark Attacks
Selfies: now more deadly than shark attacks!
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I can actually boost that i have never taken a selfie!! And sharks aren't that dangerous. Hippos and elephants kill more each year than sharks. Not to speak of the poisonous snakes and scorpions that people step on. But on top of the list, of course, is the deadliest of all animals. The Human!!!! See the successful horrormovie in a theatre near you!!!!
SwiftDogs don't do selfies. We know what we look like. We don't need our mugs posted all over cyberspace. Kills plausible deniability!
That's ok, I have pictures of you that will indeed come in handy someday in a blackmail scenario.I don't do selfies. I like swiftdog's reason
I said to my teen son, "you have the same phone as me. How do you take a selfie with it?"
He replied, "don't mom! Just don't" as he sadly shook his head.
That's ok, I have pictures of you that will indeed come in handy someday in a blackmail scenario.
Indeed. That saw cuts both ways my friend....
Aha! This is why I don't let people take my pic. Plus I believe it will take my soul.Indeed. That saw cuts both ways my friend....
...well then, Tracy's camera has captured your essence old friend-if not the intoxicating fragrance of your hair....
I play the funk, yo!! I got megatons of soulage!!!What soul?
Arkay Lynchpin
Preserve wildlife; pickle a squirrel.
Puh-lease, I'm not a selfie person myself but vending machines are more dangerous than sharks, cows even more!