We have lice. Specially imported from the Hawaiian islands on my niece's dreadlocks (which have been laboriously combed out.) Now my 3 daughters have them too, probably from all the combing. It took me and the three of them hours and hours over three days, and I'm guessing some head-scratching or lice-flinging happened.
Lice are hard to kill. Very hard to kill. I didn't know that. We've tried everything.
I actually looked up NASA's contact information online to see if they can nuke our house from space. Even though I figured we could personally take care of salting the earth after, so they don't have to handle that part, it still doesn't seem to be a service they offer. Does anyone know how to reach Kim Jong-Un or Putin?
We're getting a handle on it, but it takes constant vigilance, and constant combing.
When people say that only the only things to survive the apocalypse will be cockroaches and Twinkies, I beg to differ. It will be cockroaches, Twinkies and lice...
It's a good thing I don't drink, I'd have been deep in the sauce for the last couple of weeks for sure. Oooh hey, I wonder if flambé will kill them?
Lice are hard to kill. Very hard to kill. I didn't know that. We've tried everything.
I actually looked up NASA's contact information online to see if they can nuke our house from space. Even though I figured we could personally take care of salting the earth after, so they don't have to handle that part, it still doesn't seem to be a service they offer. Does anyone know how to reach Kim Jong-Un or Putin?
We're getting a handle on it, but it takes constant vigilance, and constant combing.
When people say that only the only things to survive the apocalypse will be cockroaches and Twinkies, I beg to differ. It will be cockroaches, Twinkies and lice...
It's a good thing I don't drink, I'd have been deep in the sauce for the last couple of weeks for sure. Oooh hey, I wonder if flambé will kill them?