Sk Fans? Then Why The Non Sensical Thread Topics?

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muskrat

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Easter Sunday, 1977; unlimited funds for a run to Willow Creek, methinks it high time we try the smegma injector aparatus. Ask us what it's for, I emplore you, do to us what seventy five albatross haven't had the gall to try, I find it invigorating when attempted in the rain.

Oh tannanbaum, oh tannanbaum, do doo do doooo, do doo doooo

 

Neesy

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Easter Sunday, 1977; unlimited funds for a run to Willow Creek, methinks it high time we try the smegma injector aparatus. Ask us what it's for, I emplore you, do to us what seventy five albatross haven't had the gall to try, I find it invigorating when attempted in the rain.

Oh tannanbaum, oh tannanbaum, do doo do doooo, do doo doooo
How big is your tortoise? You can use Rubbermaid bins. Just cut out a spot in the lid for the lights to shine through and then it would stay pretty humid.
 

Neesy

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Tortoise sizes? Rubbermaid and humidity? I must have missed some posts here.

Muskie - where is your goofy profile pic, I liked that guy.
I found that on a site for people who keep tortoises - sorry - it just made me chuckle as it was so completely out of "left field" - kinda like how Muskie's post made me feel.
 

Neesy

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Easter Sunday, 1977; unlimited funds for a run to Willow Creek, methinks it high time we try the smegma injector aparatus. Ask us what it's for, I emplore you, do to us what seventy five albatross haven't had the gall to try, I find it invigorating when attempted in the rain.

Oh tannanbaum, oh tannanbaum, do doo do doooo, do doo doooo
How's Lady Isobella doing these days?
 

Neesy

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Shaven legs and eyebrows, plucked and tucked, run ragged down Red River Valley, with Sally and all the rest, best not to ask what Lady Isobella is up to--if you knew I'd have to punt ye.

Just remember the Red River Valley, and the cowboy who loves youuuuu...so true.
The Red River runs right through my town - did you know?
 

danie

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Tortoise sizes? Rubbermaid and humidity? I must have missed some posts here.

Muskie - where is your goofy profile pic, I liked that guy.
muskrat and not_nadine
Here ya go! (If you want it, muskrat...)
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muskrat

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October in the Dogturd Earth: 2099; or, Who Left Fannie's Broach At Willow Cove
Phase One: tuberculosis by osmosis

And so it began, in a van driven by no one, to nowhere, we didn't care, we'd had our share of canned baked beans, our jeans were greasy with whale fat, that and ferret blood. Would this, then, be the end--Is this our Waterloo? Wish I knew, I'm still floating that red river hidden valley ferry boat down the moat of shame. Leave money, food, and newspapers.

You get how it's all a parody of King Lear, right? Goodnight.
 

blunthead

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October in the Dogturd Earth: 2099; or, Who Left Fannie's Broach At Willow Cove
Phase One: tuberculosis by osmosis

And so it began, in a van driven by no one, to nowhere, we didn't care, we'd had our share of canned baked beans, our jeans were greasy with whale fat, that and ferret blood. Would this, then, be the end--Is this our Waterloo? Wish I knew, I'm still floating that red river hidden valley ferry boat down the moat of shame. Leave money, food, and newspapers.

You get how it's all a parody of King Lear, right? Goodnight.
Well, now you ruined it for me.
 

muskrat

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Mortimer Nerf; lessons yet unlearned, unearned by you and I

The Nerf, on his own turf, worth his weight in alligator boots, a hoot when he gets lifted--a gifted man, like Rodeo Dan, has fanclubs, glossy photos. Just shows to go you, nobody knew--we hadn't the foresight that night. He put up a fight afore he went down, with a sound like pickled fury. The scurry of barmaids making for the door--seen this show before, channel fifty-five, late-nite.

Next up: Dwight Frye and his amazing electric vivachord accordion.
Next week: The Slithering of the Bumps, chpt.IV; Our Winter of Impotency

Leave 25 cents in the jar by the door on yer way out, this drivel ain't free, y'know.