24 Hilarious Tweets About God Creating Animals
As I was reading the list I thought about some members
#2
muskrat #3
not_nadine #6 &10
Moderator #7
Lepplady #13
Spideyman #18
Dana Jean #19
jacobtlong
This one's for
CriticAndProud
God:make that deer stand up like peoples
Angel:.... okay
God: GIVE IT POCKETS LIKE PEOPLES!!!
Angel: Err.....
God: Make it punch and kick like people
Angel:.. ... ...
God: PUT IT SOMEWHERE HOT SO IT GETS ANGRY AND HOPS ABOUT THE PLACE
Satan: Can I have a go?
God: Nope
Satan: But... what about that little continent over there? What if I put mine in there?
God: You mean Australia? Yeah, sure. What's the worst that can happ...
Satan: Done
God: Oh sweet me, what did I let happen?
(I especially loved where God says Oh sweet
me.
) (I'm easily amused.)
And this is for
fljoe0 and
hossenpepper
God: (creates dragons)
Angel: You don't think that's just a bit too much?
God: yeah, you're right. Rip the wings off and put them in Florida, we'll call them alligators.
(Good heavens I messed up this post all to he!! and back.
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