Heehee - that is
SO much like something I would do!
I wrote about this in the "Strange people at work" thread just a few weeks ago, but I think it bears repeating! I hope nobody minds.
A few years ago I heard a comedian tell a great story in a couple of interviews. Unfortunately I can't remember the comedian's name, which is a shame because the story is a real world-beater! Apparently, back when he had a day job, there was a man at work who was a catholic, and he went to see The Exorcist. He decided that The Exorcist was evil - in the sense of demonic - and that to watch the film or own a copy of the book was to invite the devil into your life.
"So," the man said, "as soon as I got home, I took my copy of the book, went out to the beach, walked all the way to the end of the pier and flung it as far as I could into the sea!"
So this comedian went out at lunchtime, bought another copy of the book, soaked it in the bathroom sink for a few minutes and stuck it in this man's desk drawer.
I'm not a vindictive person, and I believe in respecting people's religions - but I laughed like a hyena when I heard that story!