Strange Stephen King Dream

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stevegane

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I had a strange dream last night I was in an auction house somewhere and a Richard Bachman painting had just been sold for $3000000 it was an abstract painting a lot of red with green blobs...Perhaps SK has a part time job and needs the 3 million dollars..:hammer:
 

Silverhawk

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As you didn't say or suggest the presence of any unwanted emissions I doubt you'd be considered to be in shrimping net territory, although that blueberry meat thing warrants close examination.
Stole your gas did he? He's a rascal.
 

Ashcrash

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I figured this was the best place to post this and I'm prepared to get a lot of responses like 'who cares?!' but what the hell, here's the SK dream I had last night.


I was going to a Stephen King event just hoping to catch a glimpse of him but when I got there it was just a diner. SK was just kind of hanging out waiting for his sandwich to come. No one was bugging him so boldly I went up to him and said that I liked his Red Sox tattoo (I have no idea whether he was one in real life haha). So we got to talking and he said I should get a sandwich and we could chat further.

I was really excited and went to order (I won't get into the types of sandwiches this place had...its a dream after all but let's just say that there was some sort of blueberry meat concoction I ended up getting). Anyway, when I get back to the table he's gone. I look up and see King driving by in a van shouting and laughing out the window, "thanks for the gas loser!"

Bewildered, I ran to my car and saw that the King himself had siphoned all of my gas! Confused it quickly hit me that my hero had just stolen all of my gas and left me stranded on the side of the road!


Well that was my dream. Feel free to tell me that my shrink needs to be made aware of this but I'm already on it :p
Any other SK dreams out there or am I just insane (or both lol)?

I realize this is an OLD post but that is just about he funniest thing I have heard SK wise on the SKMB! I mean what the heck!
 

Walter Oobleck

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Had a dream a week or two ago...Stephen King was at the same table with me at a Comedy Club. Comic was rich, had two penises...'cause he is rich and can. I didn't realize King was sitting there until he turned around somewhat. We were laughing. There's more, there's always more...but that's all I want to say about it.