TAXI

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This thread is dedicated to the TV show TAXI.

 

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My favourite Jim Ignatowski(?) line goes something like this...
Person: "Thank you sir."
Jim: "My fathers' name was thank you!"

 

[Dana Jean]

I can't stand Andy Kaufman. Never liked him. Never thought he was funny.

 

[Lepplady]

This show was GENUIS.

 

[blunthead]

This show was GENUIS.

Absolutely.

 

[doowopgirl]

Jims driving test is my favorite Taxi moment.

 

[GNTLGNT]

...Andy was WAY over-rated....I honestly think he was just stark raving nuts....and that ain't funny a'tall...now Rev. Jim?...one of my all time favorites, bar none...

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Psst. What does a yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwww liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?

- I quit drugs for a dollar thirty-five? What was I thinking of?
-[having put a quarter in the cigarette machine instead of the jukebox] They haven't played my cigarette yet!
-Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: Jim, you changed your name TO Ignatowski?
Jim: Yeah, you know... it was the 60s and everyone was changing their names to stuff like Sunshine, Free, Moon Unit...
Alex Rieger: Well Jim, why Ignatowski?
Jim: Say it backwards.
Bobby Wheeler: Iskwotangi.
Jim: Uh oh, that's not even close to Starchild, is it?

 

[Lepplady]

...Andy was WAY over-rated....I honestly think he was just stark raving nuts....and that ain't funny a'tall...now Rev. Jim?...one of my all time favorites, bar none...

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Psst. What does a yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwww liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?

- I quit drugs for a dollar thirty-five? What was I thinking of?
-[having put a quarter in the cigarette machine instead of the jukebox] They haven't played my cigarette yet!
-Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: Jim, you changed your name TO Ignatowski?
Jim: Yeah, you know... it was the 60s and everyone was changing their names to stuff like Sunshine, Free, Moon Unit...
Alex Rieger: Well Jim, why Ignatowski?
Jim: Say it backwards.
Bobby Wheeler: Iskwotangi.
Jim: Uh oh, that's not even close to Starchild, is it?

Loved him in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. And Roger Rabbit. And everything else.

 

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