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Dana Jean

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Hi Dana Jean, Even though you didn't grow up to be a world class pickpocket, were you ever able to pick someone's pocket without their knowledge? I remember that movie and it inspired me as well.
wait a minute. Back this train up. I just re read your post and I realize I sort of skipped over an important part of what you said:

"it inspired me as well."

Okay guy. How many pockets have you picked?

 

Paddy C

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Myself and my friends went for a walk one Sunday afternoon. Walked a long way although now that I'm older I know it wasn't that far.
Anyway, in the middle of our walk, the heavens opened and we got soaked while walking through fields and, after a while, we came across a stream that had a kind of island in the middle. I don't know where it came from or how it got there but, cowering on the 'island' was a little Terrier dog. We tried calling him over to us but he wasn't moving so I decided to wade over to him, freezing water up to my waist, and carried him over to safety.

He took off like the clappers and I had to go home and explain to my Gran why I was soaked to the skin :confuse:
 

Dana Jean

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Myself and my friends went for a walk one Sunday afternoon. Walked a long way although now that I'm older I know it wasn't that far.
Anyway, in the middle of our walk, the heavens opened and we got soaked while walking through fields and, after a while, we came across a stream that had a kind of island in the middle. I don't know where it came from or how it got there but, cowering on the 'island' was a little Terrier dog. We tried calling him over to us but he wasn't moving so I decided to wade over to him, freezing water up to my waist, and carried him over to safety.

He took off like the clappers and I had to go home and explain to my Gran why I was soaked to the skin :confuse:
You were a hero! Good for you!
 

mal

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wait a minute. Back this train up. I just re read your post and I realize I sort of skipped over an important part of what you said:

"it inspired me as well."

Okay guy. How many pockets have you picked?

It didn't inspire me to be a pickpocket but my black and white started to turn to shades of grey when I realized it's okay to steal from some people and not others. Even the pope said, to paraphrase, "If you are hungry and have to steal, then steal from the big corps, not the mom and pop shops". While I was a thief in my troubled youth I am quite honest as an adult. But like all things, in moderation. ;DD
 

Maddie

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I have a little kids story I call Pocahontas ....

Once upon a time (20+ yrs ago) there was a Mom with 2 young sons, one was 4 and the other going on 2. Their Dad had taken them out for a Happy Meal and returned the youngest home while he and the other went to visit his mom (grandmother).

The child was in his high chair with his happy meal food scattered around and his Pocahontas doll toy that came with it as inspired by the new animated movie at that time. The mom was doing chores around the kitchen and as he was done with it enough to throw everything off the tray, she couldn't find Pocahontas. She was nowhere to be found! She asked the child 'Where is Pocahontas? ' at the same time pointing to the picture of her on the happy meal box, at which the child would merely open his mouth, and point his finger into it. This went on repeatedly.

She frantically called the Dad to tell him what was happening. 'Hold on' he said, at which time he attempted to go thru the motions himself of swallowing the other sons doll, which was at hand. 'No!, its NOT possible' he told her. ' He would definetly have Choked if that happened.' 'No Way'.

Well the toddler was fine and happy, but the only problem was, where was the doll? It was a mystery , until the next day... The young babysitter called the mom at work and said 'Well, I found Pocahontas' !

'He didn't swallow her, he actually 'ate her', he chewed her up pretty good, and shes in parts , but shes All there'. :laugh:
 

Dana Jean

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I have a little kids story I call Pocahontas ....

Once upon a time (20+ yrs ago) there was a Mom with 2 young sons, one was 4 and the other going on 2. Their Dad had taken them out for a Happy Meal and returned the youngest home while he and the other went to visit his mom (grandmother).

The child was in his high chair with his happy meal food scattered around and his Pocahontas doll toy that came with it as inspired by the new animated movie at that time. The mom was doing chores around the kitchen and as he was done with it enough to throw everything off the tray, she couldn't find Pocahontas. She was nowhere to be found! She asked the child 'Where is Pocahontas? ' at the same time pointing to the picture of her on the happy meal box, at which the child would merely open his mouth, and point his finger into it. This went on repeatedly.

She frantically called the Dad to tell him what was happening. 'Hold on' he said, at which time he attempted to go thru the motions himself of swallowing the other sons doll, which was at hand. 'No!, its NOT possible' he told her. ' He would definetly have Choked if that happened.' 'No Way'.

Well the toddler was fine and happy, but the only problem was, where was the doll? It was a mystery , until the next day... The young babysitter called the mom at work and said 'Well, I found Pocahontas' !

'He didn't swallow her, he actually 'ate her', he chewed her up pretty good, and shes in parts , but shes All there'. :laugh:
That is scary. Did you see a post I made this week where an adult man went in for surgery. They thought he had a tumor in his lungs. It turned out to be a little orange miniature traffic cone he had swallowed when he was 7! In this lung!
 

Maddie

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That is scary. Did you see a post I made this week where an adult man went in for surgery. They thought he had a tumor in his lungs. It turned out to be a little orange miniature traffic cone he had swallowed when he was 7! In this lung!

Yessss! that is Exactly what made me think of this story, I was on the tablet when I read it and couldn't post at the time and then I forgot where it was at.
 

Scratch

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Glad everything er... came out alright Maddie.

My granddaughter was playing Heimlich maneuver with her sister when she swallowed the quarter she was supposed to spit out. Kids do things you never think they will. Her parents consulted the doctor and were told she would pass it in a few days. They went on to an Atlanta Braves game but with misgivings. Everyone said she would pass it. The grandkids stayed with us while they went.

My daughter could not be comfortable at the game and kept calling. She seemed fine and played with our other grandkids. I told her not to worry, that we would watch and listen for any plink and she would be monitored until it came. She said she just had a feeling she could not shake. I've learned not to ignore a woman's feelings about her children. They are usually right. That scared me. I tried to placate her but told her I would use my metal detector to find out how far along it was.

She lay down and I passed over her stomach. Nothing. I could not find it. Did she pass it already? With trepidation I passed it over her throat. Nothing. But high in her chest it sounded. I contacted my daughter and told her what was happening and we were on our way to ER. They drove through the night to the hospital where we were and soon the quarter was removed by endoscopic procedure. Poor girl was so afraid they were going to have to operate. It came just short of occluding her airway though.

No scare is as potent as the thought of losing a child. Never let anyone tell you what your heart says otherwise.
 

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When I was a kid my mom took to a festival in the park where there was this clown making balloon animals; Well, the clown wasn't very good at it and I think yelled something like "You stink!" (I wasn't allowed to use the word suck) and then later that night I was playing in the sandbox (why I was playing in the sandbox at night I have no idea) and the clown was standing close by just kind of glaring at me. I still have nightmares about that, I even had a nightmare where the clown was using my veins as a musical instrument and saying "Yeah, play that rhythm guitar!" *shiver*
 

FlakeNoir

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I have a little kids story I call Pocahontas ....

Once upon a time (20+ yrs ago) there was a Mom with 2 young sons, one was 4 and the other going on 2. Their Dad had taken them out for a Happy Meal and returned the youngest home while he and the other went to visit his mom (grandmother).

The child was in his high chair with his happy meal food scattered around and his Pocahontas doll toy that came with it as inspired by the new animated movie at that time. The mom was doing chores around the kitchen and as he was done with it enough to throw everything off the tray, she couldn't find Pocahontas. She was nowhere to be found! She asked the child 'Where is Pocahontas? ' at the same time pointing to the picture of her on the happy meal box, at which the child would merely open his mouth, and point his finger into it. This went on repeatedly.

She frantically called the Dad to tell him what was happening. 'Hold on' he said, at which time he attempted to go thru the motions himself of swallowing the other sons doll, which was at hand. 'No!, its NOT possible' he told her. ' He would definetly have Choked if that happened.' 'No Way'.

Well the toddler was fine and happy, but the only problem was, where was the doll? It was a mystery , until the next day... The young babysitter called the mom at work and said 'Well, I found Pocahontas' !

'He didn't swallow her, he actually 'ate her', he chewed her up pretty good, and shes in parts , but shes All there'. :laugh:
My chocolate Labrador (tells you most of the story, right there) went in for surgery and when she was coming out of the anesthetic, she threw up... the vet and vet nurses all leaned forward to take a closer look at the little frothy puddle that the dog had just made... and were utterly shocked to see the word "and" staring back up at them.
Ella sleeps in the laundry at night with my other Labrador and she had eaten a teeny little fridge magnet. The vets were hoping she'd throw up again and give them the ending of the story. :biggrin2:

Glad everything er... came out alright Maddie.

My granddaughter was playing Heimlich maneuver with her sister when she swallowed the quarter she was supposed to spit out. Kids do things you never think they will. Her parents consulted the doctor and were told she would pass it in a few days. They went on to an Atlanta Braves game but with misgivings. Everyone said she would pass it. The grandkids stayed with us while they went.

My daughter could not be comfortable at the game and kept calling. She seemed fine and played with our other grandkids. I told her not to worry, that we would watch and listen for any plink and she would be monitored until it came. She said she just had a feeling she could not shake. I've learned not to ignore a woman's feelings about her children. They are usually right. That scared me. I tried to placate her but told her I would use my metal detector to find out how far along it was.

She lay down and I passed over her stomach. Nothing. I could not find it. Did she pass it already? With trepidation I passed it over her throat. Nothing. But high in her chest it sounded. I contacted my daughter and told her what was happening and we were on our way to ER. They drove through the night to the hospital where we were and soon the quarter was removed by endoscopic procedure. Poor girl was so afraid they were going to have to operate. It came just short of occluding her airway though.

No scare is as potent as the thought of losing a child. Never let anyone tell you what your heart says otherwise.
This is terrifying!