The He-Man Woman Haters Club
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You're so weak. You should be drinking this...
Says club president...
Did you see the Porter she had though? I mean, she found one that not only had BACON in it but COFFEE as well. Not to mention the fact that it's maple flavored too so you can pour it on your pancakes.
do1you9love? keeps this up we might have to make her an honorary member.......
Did you see the Porter she had though? I mean, she found one that not only had BACON in it but COFFEE as well. Not to mention the fact that it's maple flavored too so you can pour it on your pancakes.
do1you9love? keeps this up we might have to make her an honorary member.......
Uh-oh are you going to inform the Penguin? {Blues Brothers reference.....}
God's already informed her of your sins. Do you prefer Ivory or Irish Spring?
True, but doesn't have that Zesty aftertaste.
Did you see the Porter she had though? I mean, she found one that not only had BACON in it but COFFEE as well. Not to mention the fact that it's maple flavored too so you can pour it on your pancakes.
do1you9love? keeps this up we might have to make her an honorary member.......
P.S. Try the porter with these chips!!
Resist the Sirenes song OoO. Stick with this...
Oh yeah sure, I ask for a ladies night, got us chicken wings and lunchmeat, and I'm the bad guy
?!?!?
Lookatchas, sittin' at clean tables with, oh jeez what are those, daisy center pieces?...and what's that smell, is that Spring Fresh Rain masking the pungent aroma of manly seegar smoke???...and curtains, oh I see, not just curtains, paisly curtains!!!
Cookies and boutique beers huh, oh and bacon and, and, and breakfast skillets do I see?
Mmm hmm, I ask about maybe snaggin' chicken wings just one night a week and I'm the bad guy, yeah alllways the bad guy
...he-men huh, ya mean a buncha he-ho's, doncha's
?!?!?Lookatchas, sittin' at clean tables with, oh jeez what are those, daisy center pieces
?...and what's that smell, is that Spring Fresh Rain masking the pungent aroma of manly seegar smoke???...and curtains, oh I see, not just curtains, paisly curtains!!!Cookies and boutique beers huh, oh and bacon and, and, and breakfast skillets do I see
?Mmm hmm, I ask about maybe snaggin' chicken wings just one night a week and I'm the bad guy, yeah alllways the bad guy
...he-men huh, ya mean a buncha he-ho's, doncha's
Oh yeah sure, I ask for a ladies night, got us chicken wings and lunchmeat, and I'm the bad guy
Lookatchas, sittin' at clean tables with, oh jeez what are those, daisy center pieces
Cookies and boutique beers huh, oh and bacon and, and, and breakfast skillets do I see
Mmm hmm, I ask about maybe snaggin' chicken wings just one night a week and I'm the bad guy, yeah alllways the bad guy
Men in the 1980s.
Men in the 2010s.
What happened?
Men in the 2010s.
What happened?
Men in the 1980s.
Men in the 2010s.
What happened?
Oh yeah sure, I ask for a ladies night, got us chicken wings and lunchmeat, and I'm the bad guy
Lookatchas, sittin' at clean tables with, oh jeez what are those, daisy center pieces
Cookies and boutique beers huh, oh and bacon and, and, and breakfast skillets do I see
Mmm hmm, I ask about maybe snaggin' chicken wings just one night a week and I'm the bad guy, yeah alllways the bad guy
PITH's absolutely right! Get rid of all that stuff.....except the beer........and park your wiener mobile out front, PITH. Time to get back to basics.
I'm gooood.......Wait....how did you get that so fas.......................
With nothin' but mustard and kraut!...but I'm thinkin' Thursday Night Football bein' back that could be a great evening to try and score that wide screen, hey, just amongst us dudes, we call it, "Scorin' Intel and Wing Night", and major shh, we keeps that under the hat
...oh crap, typed that out loud didn't I