The Ka-tet Cantina 2

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Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
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You mean he isn't snoring!!!!!????
No - apparently I am the snorer in the family - I have to use those Breathe Right nasal strips that you apply over the top of your nose after washing your face (so they will stick).
:):sleeping:
:laugh:
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Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
Apr 12, 2014
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No - apparently I am the snorer in the family - I have to use those Breathe Right nasal strips that you apply over the top of your nose after washing your face (so they will stick).
:):sleeping:
:laugh:
I read a theory once that injured men didn't snore while healthy men can sound like a sawmill. This was not a scientific result but a conclusion based on the observation of a nightshift Nurse. Exactly how valid her observations are i don't know......
 

Lepplady

Chillin' since 2006
Nov 30, 2006
12,498
65,639
Red Stick
Guilty.
I walked into court with a large ringed binder for each month, stuffed with videos full of dog barking and a color-coded journal describing what's on each. Times in red are after midnight, in green before 6am, in blue when it went on for more than an hour. The judge/Mayor listened to only one recording, this one on my phone, which showcased one of the many daily howl-fests I have to put up with at all hours. Didn't take 2 minutes to say "Guilty."
Dude's got 2 weeks to move the pups or face further action.
He appealed immediately, so it's not over. Next, we go to district court. But something tells me that my search for a civil lawyer just got a whole lot easier.
 

Out of Order

Sign of the Times
Feb 9, 2011
29,007
162,154
New Hampster
Guilty.
I walked into court with a large ringed binder for each month, stuffed with videos full of dog barking and a color-coded journal describing what's on each. Times in red are after midnight, in green before 6am, in blue when it went on for more than an hour. The judge/Mayor listened to only one recording, this one on my phone, which showcased one of the many daily howl-fests I have to put up with at all hours. Didn't take 2 minutes to say "Guilty."
Dude's got 2 weeks to move the pups or face further action.
He appealed immediately, so it's not over. Next, we go to district court. But something tells me that my search for a civil lawyer just got a whole lot easier.

:clap:
 

Dana Jean

Dirty Pirate Hooker, The Return
Moderator
Apr 11, 2006
53,634
236,697
The High Seas
Guilty.
I walked into court with a large ringed binder for each month, stuffed with videos full of dog barking and a color-coded journal describing what's on each. Times in red are after midnight, in green before 6am, in blue when it went on for more than an hour. The judge/Mayor listened to only one recording, this one on my phone, which showcased one of the many daily howl-fests I have to put up with at all hours. Didn't take 2 minutes to say "Guilty."
Dude's got 2 weeks to move the pups or face further action.
He appealed immediately, so it's not over. Next, we go to district court. But something tells me that my search for a civil lawyer just got a whole lot easier.
very good!
 

Neesy

#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
May 24, 2012
61,289
239,271
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Guilty.
I walked into court with a large ringed binder for each month, stuffed with videos full of dog barking and a color-coded journal describing what's on each. Times in red are after midnight, in green before 6am, in blue when it went on for more than an hour. The judge/Mayor listened to only one recording, this one on my phone, which showcased one of the many daily howl-fests I have to put up with at all hours. Didn't take 2 minutes to say "Guilty."
Dude's got 2 weeks to move the pups or face further action.
He appealed immediately, so it's not over. Next, we go to district court. But something tells me that my search for a civil lawyer just got a whole lot easier.
Did you even have to bring up the fact that his Mom is sitting in on the court proceedings, so as to have it as part of the public record? (Congratulations, by the way!) :clap:
 

danie

I am whatever you say I am.
Feb 26, 2008
9,760
60,662
60
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ROLLING STONES ROLLING STONES ROLLING STONES!

A religious expirience. A tight, well-oiled Rock-n-roll machine. I'm convinced Mick Jagger has had his head grafted onto a twenty year-old's body. Ron Wood IS a vampire, everybody knows that. Charlie Watts is and always has been an android. And Keef...Keef is just a bloody force of Nature.

Dig the set list (or most of...what memory permits):
Wild Horses
Let It Bleed
Tumbling Dice
Gimme Shelter
You Can't Always Get What You Want
Sympathy For The Devil
Happy
Before They Make Me Run
Bitch
Miss You
Start Me Up

And the usual Honkey Tonk/Brown Sugar/Satisfaction, and a couple I probably forgot. Mostly all that good Seventies Stones. Freakin unbelievable.
What, no Beast of Burden?
 

danie

I am whatever you say I am.
Feb 26, 2008
9,760
60,662
60
Kentucky
Guilty.
I walked into court with a large ringed binder for each month, stuffed with videos full of dog barking and a color-coded journal describing what's on each. Times in red are after midnight, in green before 6am, in blue when it went on for more than an hour. The judge/Mayor listened to only one recording, this one on my phone, which showcased one of the many daily howl-fests I have to put up with at all hours. Didn't take 2 minutes to say "Guilty."
Dude's got 2 weeks to move the pups or face further action.
He appealed immediately, so it's not over. Next, we go to district court. But something tells me that my search for a civil lawyer just got a whole lot easier.
I am so happy for you...I needed a little good news today! :)
 
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