I go to the grocery store sometimes and wander around saying to myself, "what did I come in here for?"
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I go to the grocery store sometimes and wander around saying to myself, "what did I come in here for?"
If ever in doubt, just buy stuff for tacos!
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one..lol
Ah, its Halloween and the Tarsoffids come out .....
I don't even have to go that far... I can go from my bedroom to my kitchen in the intent of doing something but when i stand in the kitchen i have no idea what i had planned doing.... Just that it was something. Luckily i have not yet reached the second stage: When you try to return to your point of origin to jug your memory but don't remember what your point of origin (in my case the bedroom) was.
I forget everything all the time, I always have ... a lifelong case of sometimers in extremis .....
Wait....what?? You and Joe are both pregnant and wandering aimlessly through the grocery stores?!? How did I miss that????
...how do you think they got preggers?....too much time around the watermelon seeds in Produce.....
Happy Hump Day!
(((all in need or not)))
(((all in need or not)))
While cooking, I usually lose it on the way to the pantry. I get there blank and have to go back to the kitchen, but the worst thing is when I move from one room and end up at the wrong destination.
Funny story from a couple of weekends ago. Fellow SK fans will appreciate this I think.
My sister, who I'm pretty sure doesn't read ANYTHING unless it's posted on Facebook, comes by place to drop off her laptop she once again has downloaded countless viruses onto and wants me to repair. She walks over to my signed copy of 11.22.63 that is prominently displayed on my living room shelf. It's been there ever since 2011 when I was lucky enough to meet Mr. King in Dallas, TX. She takes the book off of the display stand I have it on and starts thumbing thru it and accidentally drops it on the floor. She starts to freak out, knowing how much of a fan of Mr. King I am, stammering all over herself saying she's sorry and she didn't mean to. I'm trying not to laugh because it's actually the extra copy I bought at the event, not the signed copy. I walk over all serious and everything, grab the book and start inspecting it like she just punched my dog or something. I don't actually have the signed copy out where anyone can touch it, it's locked up in my rifle closet in a protective display box on a shelf all its own. I keep the non-signed copy out where I can look at it and remember how cool of an evening that was and how cool Mr. King was to everyone who got to meet him. Anyway, I only go about 30 seconds before I start laughing and tell her it's not the real signed copy.
"Who keeps a non-signed worthless copy of a book on a display stand", she asks.
"A person who wants to keep the real signed copy from being damaged by idiots who look at people's things without asking."...lol
Younger siblings sometimes need a lesson in humility no matter how old you both get...lol
My sister, who I'm pretty sure doesn't read ANYTHING unless it's posted on Facebook, comes by place to drop off her laptop she once again has downloaded countless viruses onto and wants me to repair. She walks over to my signed copy of 11.22.63 that is prominently displayed on my living room shelf. It's been there ever since 2011 when I was lucky enough to meet Mr. King in Dallas, TX. She takes the book off of the display stand I have it on and starts thumbing thru it and accidentally drops it on the floor. She starts to freak out, knowing how much of a fan of Mr. King I am, stammering all over herself saying she's sorry and she didn't mean to. I'm trying not to laugh because it's actually the extra copy I bought at the event, not the signed copy. I walk over all serious and everything, grab the book and start inspecting it like she just punched my dog or something. I don't actually have the signed copy out where anyone can touch it, it's locked up in my rifle closet in a protective display box on a shelf all its own. I keep the non-signed copy out where I can look at it and remember how cool of an evening that was and how cool Mr. King was to everyone who got to meet him. Anyway, I only go about 30 seconds before I start laughing and tell her it's not the real signed copy.
"Who keeps a non-signed worthless copy of a book on a display stand", she asks.
"A person who wants to keep the real signed copy from being damaged by idiots who look at people's things without asking."...lol
Younger siblings sometimes need a lesson in humility no matter how old you both get...lol
Lol, well played Ghost.
...well done kimosabe, well done.....
Brilliant. Love reading your anecdotes,
Love the story.
Placing sign in Cantina window for Thursday morning.............
Buckwheat and Pyro are in the House !!!
Buckwheat and Pyro are in the House !!!
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
Wish me luck tomorrow (silver plate) s'il vous plait
Maybe I will get chosen for jury duty!
Neesy
#1 fan (Annie Wilkes cousin) 1st cousin Mom's side
So - hope all are doing well
It's getting quite chilly here these days
It's perfect timing to get my garage insulated before the snow comes
My contractor is such a hard worker - he got most of the pink fiberglass and poly coating up today by himself [his son could not make it today]
p.s. Not my house up above - looks like they need some help clearing their snow
It's getting quite chilly here these days
It's perfect timing to get my garage insulated before the snow comes
My contractor is such a hard worker - he got most of the pink fiberglass and poly coating up today by himself [his son could not make it today]
p.s. Not my house up above - looks like they need some help clearing their snow
Hi Tet! Busy at work, and busy at home. But this year's costume is done and daughter is happy! Presenting Maleficent!
Great job with that--looks terrific!
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