The newest natural cancer prevention agent... farts.

[hossenpepper]

Oh, so many jokes. I am glad to know that I have single-handedly saved at least 2 small nations from cancer and other ailments through the course of life. Around my house, dutch ovens are now referred to as "cancer free healthy zones".

Your Butt Is a Hero: Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Cure Cancer

 

[Dana Jean]

Oh, so many jokes. I am glad to know that I have single-handedly saved at least 2 small nations from cancer and other ailments through the course of life. Around my house, dutch ovens are now referred to as "cancer free healthy zones".

Your Butt Is a Hero: Scientists Say Smelling Farts Might Cure Cancer

I'm struggling with this one. Like the cancer bit, but man, farts? Why couldn't it be smiles?

 

[Moderator]

 

[hossenpepper]

Welcome back!!

 

[Jordan]

"It is important to stress that the researchers found that the compound brings in enzymes to produce hydrogen sulfide within the mitochondria and there is absolutely no indication that getting it from an outside source, like from smelling farts, benefits cell function."

Can Smelling Farts Cure Cancer? | IFLScience

(emphasis added)

 

[FlakeNoir]

If it is true...? I just feel so sad... Dana Jean , whatever will we do without you?

 

[mjs9153]

Right, why can't it be like chocolate cake, or banana bread, or even just plain chocolate for flaky? Nope it's gotta be the green gaseous odeur..

 

[kingricefan]

Right, why can't it be like chocolate cake, or banana bread, or even just plain chocolate for flaky? Nope it's gotta be the green gaseous odeur..

Exposing one's rectum area to a child is very offensive!!!

 

[GNTLGNT]

...so instead of going to nursing school, all I hadda do was drink more beer, and eat cabbage????....dammit....

 

[Out of Order]

I find this thread strangely comforting..............

 

[FlakeNoir]

I find this thread strangely comforting..............

I feel strangely comforted to hear this...
[This MB is ruining me...]

 

[hossenpepper]

"It is important to stress that the researchers found that the compound brings in enzymes to produce hydrogen sulfide within the mitochondria and there is absolutely no indication that getting it from an outside source, like from smelling farts, benefits cell function."

Can Smelling Farts Cure Cancer? | IFLScience

(emphasis added)

Jordan... come on man. Of all folks, I figured a beer lover like yourself would welcome this with open arms.

It's OK, I just need a few minutes to recover from my disappointment...

 

[EMARX]

So I wonder if there are certain types of farts that are more efficacious than others. Certain foods produce very specific scents. One could produce his own line of Designer Flatulence. Something like scratch and sniff.

 

[Out of Order]

Jordan... come on man. Of all folks, I figured a beer lover like yourself would welcome this with open arms.

It's OK, I just need a few minutes to recover from my disappointment...

Not to worry, hoss. I'll go out and get some PBR pounders and keep up my end of the bargain.

 

[hossenpepper]

So I wonder if there are certain types of farts that are more efficacious than others. Certain foods produce very specific scents. One could produce his own line of Designer Flatulence. Something like scratch and sniff.

I have been diligently working on this for decades...

 

[Out of Order]

I have been diligently working on this for decades...

Have you progressed to the test subject phase? I'm in need of some extra cash.

 

[EMARX]

I have been diligently working on this for decades...

It's good to have a goal, no matter what it is.

 

[EMARX]

Have you progressed to the test subject phase? I'm in need of some extra cash.

I think it would be vital to test many types of beers for their special qualities. It would keep you hopping.

 

[Out of Order]

I think it would be vital to test many types of beers for their special qualities. It would keep you hopping.

It's the yeast I could do.........

 

[GNTLGNT]

It's the yeast I could do.........

...oh brew hiss!....