THE RHYMING GAME

[Walter Oobleck]

I ran as fast as I could but my heels were slowing me down.. I kicked them off in the middle of town!

Heels? I looked down and I was wearing a prom dress.. I felt there too and yes, I had breasts!

a tad haughty they were, arrogant and proud, one pointing east, the other pointing west
just about then, a milk truck clanged to a stop out by the driveway entrance.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

I jumped on back, rolled behind the milk crates and wondered if I had paid enough pittance.

The next thing I knew, I was in a wrecked car with someone saying, " I'm your number one fan"

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I jumped on back, rolled behind the milk crates and wondered if I had paid enough pittance.

The next thing I knew, I was in a wrecked car with someone saying, " I'm your number one fan"

When I regained consciousness, a pair of teeth had me by my pants, dragging me along, like he had a plan.
tug and jerk, tug and jerk, sand was gathering in my pants.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

I was battered, bruised, broken but the pain told me I was alive.. much by chance.


The woman returned with medicine.. I asked " who are you? what happened? " She said " You are lucky I came along.. My name is Annie Wilkes"

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I was battered, bruised, broken but the pain told me I was alive.. much by chance.


The woman returned with medicine.. I asked " who are you? what happened? " She said " You are lucky I came along.. My name is Annie Wilkes"

I've brought you a treat says she, a feast for baby, Milkmaid Condensed Milk
drink up, we have to meet the mayor down on the avenue.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

" Down the avenue? I can't walk" said I. " Cockadoodiedo... You can to"...

She was very pissed.. I thought she was going to hit me with a sledge hammer or something.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

" Down the avenue? I can't walk" said I. " Cockadoodiedo... You can to"...

She was very pissed.. I thought she was going to hit me with a sledge hammer or something.

at that moment she was distracted by another, a feef, who was fushing.
I tiptoed away like this was the library and I heard the hyenas laughing.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

I turned to look back once, and I saw a man with a chainsaw running around thrashing...

crashing , and bashing a pig who promptly turned into a big gray creepy looking cat.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I turned to look back once, and I saw a man with a chainsaw running around thrashing...

crashing , and bashing a pig who promptly turned into a big gray creepy looking cat.

but the cat looked half-dead, like he'd been through and lost at mortal combat.
I ducked behind the couch as a troop of plastic soldiers marched into the room.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

The dead looking cat chewed them up and then spit them out, ran around the room, and I heard a loud KABOOM!

The cat had busted thru the wall, so I followed it down a path through the woods til I came upon a sign that read " Pet Sematary"

 

[Walter Oobleck]

The dead looking cat chewed them up and then spit them out, ran around the room, and I heard a loud KABOOM!

The cat had busted thru the wall, so I followed it down a path through the woods til I came upon a sign that read " Pet Sematary"

next thing I heard a voice from behind me, a familiar voice, that cop from Derry
said boyz remember the curfew! don't let me catch you here after curfew!

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

I looked back around and the sign was gone.. we were climbing down a bank to get out of view.

One of the boys was goofing too much.. I said " Beep Beep Richie" ..where did that come from?

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I looked back around and the sign was gone.. we were climbing down a bank to get out of view.
One of the boys was goofing too much.. I said " Beep Beep Richie" ..where did that come from?

I turned around and looked straight into a mirror...in red lipstick, red rum
the shakes started coming over me, so I draped a towel over the mirror

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

Looked out the window... what did I hear? It was those damn Langoliers!!

I start towards the door with an axe in my hands... I have a sudden urge to use that axe in a certain way

 

[Walter Oobleck]

Looked out the window... what did I hear? It was those damn Langoliers!!

I start towards the door with an axe in my hands... I have a sudden urge to use that axe in a certain way

went out to the chopping block, out by my bales of hay
placed left foot on block and the resulting chop was as smooth and as satisfying...

 

[mal]

I was sick and tired of all the demands...my eyes rolled in rapture and I started to sway
The end was nigh, there was nothing to be done.

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I was sick and tired of all the demands...my eyes rolled in rapture and I started to sway
The end was nigh, there was nothing to be done.

a member shouldn't be allowed to have this much fun!
and so chastened, I retired to my cottage, and found myself there...in bed.

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

I heard a commotion so I rose and opened the door.. forest animals running, was this all in my head?

So I went back inside and saw that huge beautiful dreamcatcher up above while a familiar voice kept repeating inside my mind " I DUDD"ITZ"

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I heard a commotion so I rose and opened the door.. forest animals running, was this all in my head?

So I went back inside and saw that huge beautiful dreamcatcher up above while a familiar voice kept repeating inside my mind " I DUDD"ITZ"

but back inside there was a catfish sitting on a rocker, and lo and behold, lo and behold, the thing actually sits there and knits!
i wiped my brow and stumbled back out the door when a Plymouth Fury blew past, a red gleam in the night

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

My stomach grew and pains shot through me, a sh*t weasel dropped out my a$$ and took flight
I thought I was dead when a clown appeared and said " Want a balloon little boy? "