THE RHYMING GAME

[Walter Oobleck]

My stomach grew and pains shot through me, a sh*t weasel dropped out my a$$ and took flight
I thought I was dead when a clown appeared and said " Want a balloon little boy? "

didn't have time to answer, besides, i knew it was a ploy
and I was distracted by a note tacked to the porch post, "bool, you're it."

 

[blunthead]

My stomach grew and pains shot through me, a sh*t weasel dropped out my a$$ and took flight
I thought I was dead when a clown appeared and said " Want a balloon little boy? "

I said, "No way, I'm no one's toy.",

And I popped his balloons with my switchblade knife...

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

As a shadow fell over me I looked up, there stood a giant lumberjack so I ran for my life!

I could hear the clown laughing as I jumped on my bike , I yelled.." HIYO SILVER, AWAYYY"

 

[blunthead]

As a shadow fell over me I looked up, there stood a giant lumberjack so I ran for my life!

I could hear the clown laughing as I jumped on my bike , I yelled.." HIYO SILVER, AWAYYY"

I flew down the hill on this overcast day,

Looking into the sky I saw...

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

a plane hit nothing at all, I stood there in complete awe.

I made my way to the plane's debris...

 

[Walter Oobleck]

a plane hit nothing at all, I stood there in complete awe.

I made my way to the plane's debris...

but the fuselage was empty, save for purses, watches and chains, then a gigantic kiwi
dropped onto the empty plane while I cowered inside behind some guy I found sleeping

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

I jumped out of the plane when the man starting beeping.

I took off running as fast as I could until I busted my face on an invisible wall.

 

[blunthead]

The blood from my nose hung magically after my fall,

To the ground, hurt, stunned and amazed...

 

[Walter Oobleck]

The blood from my nose hung magically after my fall,

To the ground, hurt, stunned and amazed...

then a guy dressed in a Nazi uniform goose-stepped over, the guy was obviously crazed
he wiped me off, straightened me up, and asked if I'd like to buy some Tupperware.

 

[blunthead]

then a guy dressed in a Nazi uniform goose-stepped over, the guy was obviously crazed
he wiped me off, straightened me up, and asked if I'd like to buy some Tupperware.

I said, "I don't care, let's see what's there",

He had ice cube trays and a bacon holder...

 

[Walter Oobleck]

I said, "I don't care, let's see what's there",

He had ice cube trays and a bacon holder...

said they make these in Boulder
or if you're the Las Vegas type

 

[blunthead]

"...you could gamble on this Tupperware pipe",

Which he proceeded to light with a Tupperware match...

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

Thinking all the while, " am I in the land of Oz or in a cabbage patch?"

A quick glance around , not much to see other than a lobstrosity about to eat me!

 

[blunthead]

Stunned I looked up - there's the sea!

Another creature was eating the Nazi, better him than me...

 

[CrimsonKingAH]

I ran down the beach in a hurry to flee...

only glancing back once to see if they were following when I saw a young boy