THE RHYMING GAME

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blunthead

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You're in the Ripper's world now, Euclid, where all is despair
where black is black and white is white and little boys who don't listen--
"And little boys who can't behave will sometimes end up missin',"

Sis Elephant had always been scary, and not just 'cause of her looks...
 

Walter Oobleck

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Suddenly the bus came to a screeching halt, the passengers yelled with fright!
The driver jumped up and ran out the door screaming...

All hell broke loose, suddenly, the clocks struck twelve, twas the Night of The Weaning
Sister Mary Elephant fastened on Euclid's neck, she was slurping and sucking.
 

Walter Oobleck

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With all the commotion.. no one heard me yelling, so I started kicking and bucking.

But it was too late.. I already felt the change happening...

It began with my feet, ka-pwing! ka-pwing!
both feet burst the seams and rubber on my Red Ball Jets
 
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Walter Oobleck

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And I know this sounds creepy, but I felt like a roll in the hay!
I saw my reflection in the bus window...

I bared my lips, smacked my teeth, click-click-click, I was a regular gigolo
I started singing "I'm a Doggy" from Marvin Pontiac
 
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When the bus stopped, I got out to buy a big mac.

I was starving but could not eat it.. I was craving something else...

I had a powerful hungerment for...neck meat, bloody neck meat, an incredible impulse
I began to foam at the mouth, I was in a direful need.
 
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Walter Oobleck

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I returned to the bus, fight the urge to make someone bleed!
We were getting ever so close to our final destination...

A chain-link fence, a couple of mounted vampires by the main gate, Vampire Entrance & Examination Station
Sister Mary Elephant wiped her lips, nudged me in the side, said here you'll listen you'll listen fine...
 
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blunthead

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A chain-link fence, a couple of mounted vampires by the main gate, Vampire Entrance & Examination Station
Sister Mary Elephant wiped her lips, nudged me in the side, said here you'll listen you'll listen fine...
The place seemed familiar, I looked for a sign,

I saw Halloween bats and a big red house...