Fall+Rain+Cold+CatA+CatB+3AM = Tired
The Ritual of Moüse
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Square that and divide by 3 and that = understanding
CatA has always been a good mouser. She usually is on the sly about it though. I usually step on the remains first thing in the morning to get my day off to the proper start. This time she decided I needed to know right away about her handy work. I didn't know CatA could moo like a cow until early this morning. A little unsettling thinking Clarabelle had come for a visit at 3AM.
My CatA and CatB are indoor cats and have never caught a mouse, but they do end the lives of many flies, especially during this time of year when the weather is turning cold and every time I open the door, a squadron of them head for refuge.
I also have boy-man who I have nicknamed Nosferatu. He walks the night and turns on every damn light in the house and can't do anything quietly. Not anything! slam!bang!boom! light on. Oh, are you awake mom?
Though I do not want to drive a holly stake through his heart, I do want to leap on him like some gollum creature and beat the sh*t out of him.
I also have boy-man who I have nicknamed Nosferatu. He walks the night and turns on every damn light in the house and can't do anything quietly. Not anything! slam!bang!boom! light on. Oh, are you awake mom?
Though I do not want to drive a holly stake through his heart, I do want to leap on him like some gollum creature and beat the sh*t out of him.
...CatA & CatB...Officially, Pink & Calvin...unofficially Tweedledum & Tweedledummer...find it the height of feline hilarity to chase each other around the house at 3am...if I could catch them-I'd have a fine pair of cat slippers on each foot...
Nosferatu -
That's what I call my husband. He takes an Ambien and then an hour later (when I'm ready to go to bed) he's shambling around the kitchen, making fried rice from scratch.
Sleep all day and rock all night!
Nosferatu -
What's a little banging of pots and pans to keep you from sleep?
Ah, the memories you will look back on when he has moved out.
Sometimes they never move out!
This one isn't going to. I created a monster. I babied him too much. Now I will pay the piper.
CatA &CatB- I keep going down the alphabet... It's my Cat I- she thinks she has wings. Every high place is her throne and then she spreads invisible wings and dive bombs at you!
My Cat A and Dog were yowling/barking at each other yesterday morning, and very protective Cat B came barreling around the corner and took Dog down. Went rolling across the living room floor, fur flying. 
I think it's the influence of the moon!
Cat A and Cat B routinely run across the floor in the dead of night here, too. Sounds like a herd of elephants!
I think it's the influence of the moon!Cat A and Cat B routinely run across the floor in the dead of night here, too. Sounds like a herd of elephants!
My Cat A and Dog were yowling/barking at each other yesterday morning, and very protective Cat B came barreling around the corner and took Dog down. Went rolling across the living room floor, fur flying.
Cat A and Cat B routinely run across the floor in the dead of night here, too. Sounds like a herd of elephants!
Maybe they are playing Jumanji..........
Elderlydeafdog+wetbackyard=somebodypoopedinmyoffice 
Looks like the Orge has been in my neighborhood.Thanks for that one, honey!
If shes your CatI maybe Ikaros would be a proper name? Considering the wish to fly i mean...