The Spooky Elevator

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Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
Apr 12, 2014
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sweden
Have a little trouble with the elevator in my building. It doesn't like me! I don't know what i have done to anger it. I haven't behaved badly, i haven't cursed and i haven't peed in it. But as soon as i goes in it stops to function. I press the button for the bottomfloor (i live at the topfloor) it lights up but the doors doesn't move. I press again, longer this time. No reaction. I press the button that is suppused to open and close from the inside but it doesn't work. I pet it. It won' say a word. I press buttons for other floors. Nothing happens. I go out and the door closes and it starts its descent. Without me. The same when i'm going up. I press the button and it comes down like a good buy, the doors open but when i enter and press 7 (my floornumber) nothing happens. I stand there like a dummy and suddenly someone on another floor presses the button. The doors closes and up i go. But if it is only me. No chance. As far as the elevator goes i'm a ghost. And i don't like running upstairs and downstairs all the time. Grrrr.
 

pawnman

Well-Known Member
Aug 15, 2009
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Ohio
Have a little trouble with the elevator in my building. It doesn't like me! I don't know what i have done to anger it. I haven't behaved badly, i haven't cursed and i haven't peed in it. But as soon as i goes in it stops to function. I press the button for the bottomfloor (i live at the topfloor) it lights up but the doors doesn't move. I press again, longer this time. No reaction. I press the button that is suppused to open and close from the inside but it doesn't work. I pet it. It won' say a word. I press buttons for other floors. Nothing happens. I go out and the door closes and it starts its descent. Without me. The same when i'm going up. I press the button and it comes down like a good buy, the doors open but when i enter and press 7 (my floornumber) nothing happens. I stand there like a dummy and suddenly someone on another floor presses the button. The doors closes and up i go. But if it is only me. No chance. As far as the elevator goes i'm a ghost. And i don't like running upstairs and downstairs all the time. Grrrr.
Has anyone else been complaining about the elevator too? If not than someone is playing with your patience someway?
 

blunthead

Well-Known Member
Aug 2, 2006
80,755
195,461
Atlanta GA
If you've ruled out personal denial about Heaven and Hell, and aren't afraid of temporary weightlessness, then what remains, no matter how improbable - that the elevator is faulty - must be the truth. I suggest you take a witness with you, a scientist if possible and one affiliated with the building itself, and try to re-create the event.
 

Kurben

The Fool on the Hill
Apr 12, 2014
9,682
65,192
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sweden
I'm not very engineery... Is it possible that this extreme heat that Sweden has experienced the last month or so has caused the metal or something else to malfunction. Metalexpansion or something. It was okay during the heat. It is now, when the extreme heat is slowly fading that it has started to be spooky.
 

GNTLGNT

The idiot is IN
Jun 15, 2007
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Cambridge, Ohio
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DiO'Bolic

Not completely obtuse
Nov 14, 2013
22,864
129,998
Poconos, PA
Sounds like she’s just messing with you (whether it be poltergeist or Maximum Overdrive annexation). If she does what one elevator did to me down in Miami, (let loose and drop several floors before coming to a screeching halt when the emergency brakes kicked in) then I’d say get the hell out of dodge.